This is the official geeks' thread, all geeky/nerdy jokes about math, physics, computers, internet etc goes here. Keep it as geeky as possible.
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Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
A farmer is out in the middle of a barren hillside, tending to his sheep, when suddenly a black RangeRover comes hurtling towards him. It stops, and a man dressed impeccibly in an Italian suit and wearing designer sunglasses gets out.
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have here," he asks, "can I have one of them?"
The farmer replies "I suppose so.".
The man reaches into his car and pulls out a GPS receiver and laptop, connects it to a satellite phone, and logs onto the internet. He immediately goes to the NASA website, logs into the satellite page, uploads his current latitude and longitude and requests a high resolution thermal satellite image with 20cm resolution. He then runs the image through image processing software which counts all the heat sources. Subtracting two, for himself and the farmer, he proudly announces that there were 483 animals on the hillside.
"That's correct" replies the farmer, to which the man lifts the nearest animal and places it in the back of his Range Rover.
The farmer then asks "If I can tell you what you do for a living, can I have it back?" The man agrees, and the farmer announces with confidence that he's an IT Consultant.
"How did you know that?" he asked.
"Simple really," replies the farmer. "You arrive here without being asked, try to impress me with the latest must-have technology, only to give me the answer to a question which I already knew. More importantly you know absolutely nothing about my business. Now.... can I please have my dog back?"
haha good one bro i hav cases like those n i do know how to make a delicious zinger burger at home :P
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
^ lol sis i've seen twin strawberries aswell and triplets too :P three strawberries combined :P were yummy though
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
^well u ate the yummy juicy tomatoes n didnt give any of them to me
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Its a very sad story They sacrifice their lives to save me from mum's anger
excuses, excuses i know u must hav made biryani outta them
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
[QUOTE=Who Am I?;1508932]Ah... a moment of silence for the brave strawberries, then...
......[/QUOTE
shes talking abt the tomatoes i had the strawberries
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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