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    Every month when the Moulana gets his pay cheque, his whole body erupts into a rash and he has many allergic reactions, as if he was poisened.

    After many months, the Mutawalis mustered the courage to ask him why this is happening.

    The Molvi replied: "I'm allergic to peanuts"

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    Re: Pay Day

    I had to read this twice thinking what does peanuts have to do with pay day but then it dawned on me duh! The wage!!

    It's clearly been a long day.

    Good joke. Jazahka Allah for the smile.
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    Pain and hardships allow you to grow spiritually Alhamdulilah so smile when a so called calamity befalls upon you.
    Alhamdulilah Allah swt is the greatest.
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