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    What do you call a cheap circumcision?

    A rip off
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

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    two cannibals were walking in the desert

    so they found a dead clown and started eating it

    so one of them turned to other and said: does this taste funny to you ?

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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by magok View Post
    two cannibals were walking in the desert

    so they found a dead clown and started eating it

    so one of them turned to other and said: does this taste funny to you ?

    \drums
    Jokes in bad taste don't you think


    Lolz
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by magok View Post
    two cannibals were walking in the desert

    so they found a dead clown and started eating it

    so one of them turned to other and said: does this taste funny to you ?

    \drums
    It made me laugh good. Just a little. Shaitan wants us to laugh loudly. Allah loves our smiles.
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle a glue?
    • You can "tuna" (tune a) piano, but you can't tuna fish!

    What about the glue?
    • I knew you'd get stuck on that one.
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    Panic buying before lockdown. I saw a man with a trolley load of oysters in Tesco - so Shellfish.

    A man walks into the bank and stands on one leg.
    The cashier asks, what are you doing?
    Checking my balance.

    A man fishing on his boat in the middle of a lake wanted a smoke, but had no lighter.
    He threw a cigarette in the lake and made his boat a cigarette lighter.
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    What's brown and sticky?



    A stick
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    For real, in real life recently, i called my uncle in turkey and he texted me on whatsapp saying, "we're at the repair, call back later," so in order to confuse him I wrote "Putin is my mother!" in turkish.
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    One that works

    Room full of people making jokes.

    little nephew walks in


    "SAY STRAWBERRY"


    CHORUS: "strawberry"

    "YOUR BOARBERRY!!!"

    ... gets the loudest laughs in the room.
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    Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant
    The host says "We don't serve breakfast
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    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
    DAM!
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    what do you call a fish with no eyes?
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