naa lol but u sud b more considerate innit, lik wen my pet hamster died, my mummy told me, Allah (swt) called it 2 him, because Allah (swt) loved him, n i felt happy , but lik 2 days lata my aunty came ova & told me it died, because i over fed it. den wen i woz lik all quite , she asked moi " y u quite 4" n im lik "WOT U FINK"
na can i jus say mashallah dis website is heavy, lik i been on a few islamic websites & dey say stuff n ur lik erm erm erm .... but mashallah dis website seems kool inshallah it will b lik dis!!!
na can i jus say mashallah dis website is heavy, lik i been on a few islamic websites & dey say stuff n ur lik erm erm erm .... but mashallah dis website seems kool inshallah it will b lik dis!!!
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A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.
The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.
'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.
'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.
'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
lol @ monster thingy, woz d film IT? cos dat film scarred me 4 half my childhood lol? i wudnt look down drains & once my 20p fell near a drain n i dint get it bcos i woz scared a clown wud pull me in p
LOL YE that stupid clown :anger:!!! lol
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A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, 'I'm running away from home!'.
The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he said.
'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child. ' And what if you run out of money?'.
'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.
The man then made a final attempt, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.
'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.
The man shook his head and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!!'.
A joke
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I do remember."
A joke
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "OH YES! I do remember."
joke..
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:
"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"
joke..
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:
"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"
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Thats bareeeeeee jokes man!
naa lol but u sud b more considerate innit, lik wen my pet hamster died, my mummy told me, Allah (swt) called it 2 him, because Allah (swt) loved him, n i felt happy, but lik 2 days lata my aunty came ova & told me it died, because i over fed it. den wen i woz lik all quite
, she asked moi " y u quite 4" n im lik "WOT U FINK"
kay:
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yesh i am lol, lol its jus a username ppl call moi jalebi n im a chacha so chacha jalebi lol
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