Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
i'm sure you have some talents on this too ....can't wait to read your script.
25:36 And the true servants of the Most Merciful are those who walk the earth with humility and when the ignorant address them, they respond with words of peace.
After breaking loose from the haunted house the Brothers gathered around to discuss further plans for LI.
It was quite evident that Brother zAk would be in charge of all grammar and spelling, now that left trying to find proper jobs for the other Brothers. It was decided that Brother Woodrow would be in charge of finding and turning off the mysterious clicking noise.
Brother Far7an was deemed to be the best for spreading Da'wah, so that became his responsibility. Br. Alpha Dude immediatly volunteered to be the official fitnah preventer.
Now as they discussed about what needs to be done. Br. Woodrow said "That silly clicking sound is louder then a squeeking wheel"
Immediatly Br. zAk attacked with his trusty dictionary and gammar book, slamming Woodrow to the pavement he shouted "For the last time use than, not then."
Far7han came foreward and broke up the ruckus. Pointing out that it was a poor example to our non-Muslim friends to see Brothers fighting like that.
Naturaly Alpha Dude came over to be certain that all combatants were of the same gender so there would be no chance of fitnah.
Br. Muhammad spoke up and asked "May I have a task to help? I am very good at maintaining peace among the members"
As they walked and chatted searching the threads to see what current issues needed to be resolved. they noticed that one poor pathetic member was constantly being picked on by both the mods and the members.
So out of sympathy, they decided to make Br. Lolwhat's_his_name a pet project and try to learn why he was being picked on. It was a difficult Task. Poor Alpha Dude was in a quandry trying to decide exactly how to determine what is fitnah in this particular case. Should a male mod or a female mod be the one to comfort him?
So out of sympathy, they decided to make Br. Lolwhat's_his_name a pet project and try to learn why he was being picked on. It was a difficult Task. Poor Alpha Dude was in a quandry trying to decide exactly how to determine what is fitnah in this particular case. Should a male mod or a female mod be the one to comfort him?
actually uptil when lol_whatever exposed zAk i used to think he was a female i mean his gender was hidden so.........
Our Lord! Verily, we have heard the call of one calling to Faith: 'Believe in your Lord,' and we have believed.
Our Lord! Forgive us our sins and expiate from us our evil deeds, and make us die (in the state of righteousness) along with Al-Abrar
Br. Lolwhat's_his_name should be comforted by famale mod...
is there any famale mod here :rolleyes:
25:36 And the true servants of the Most Merciful are those who walk the earth with humility and when the ignorant address them, they respond with words of peace.
Upon reaching the agreement that the current project would be the protection of the poor abused Brother. The Valiant brothers continued on their stroll through the threads, seeking any wrong doings.
They searched diligently, under the close observance of Brother Alpha Dude who would constantly say "Lower your gaze when reading a post by a Sister and be certain her Wali is present."
Brother zAk made good use of his dictionary and grammar book. However brother Far7an did interceed when he noticed that Br. zAk was about to impose a 10 year temporary ban against a member who had mispelled zAk.
Brother Mohammad was instruemental in settling numerous major disputes in the World Affairs Forum. We are pleased to say that his body cast will be removed in just a few short weeks and it is anticipated that he will be able to leave the Hospital in time for next year's Ramadan.
It is not too certain exactly where Br. Woodrow is. Last anybody saw of him he said he thinks he knows where the clicking noise comes from and he was going to the deleted files to search for it.
Now that most of the brothers appear to be somewhat lost wandering around in the threads a few of the sisters stepped out to view the forum.
Sister Silver_Pearl "I wonder if that young lady Glo is any where around. She seemed to ask a lot of interesting questions and appears to be real friendly."
Then out of now where Glo appeared. "I really am quite impressed about all of the Musilimahs here. I do admire their dedication to God(swt). Would it be wrong if I tried a Hijab on? Just to see how it looks."
Instantly there was Sister Syilla " I just happen to have this beautifull one I brought with me from Malaysia. Try it on and see how it looks and feels."
Glo "I can not believe how comfortable it is. How do I look in it"
Then the Girls began to tremble in fear. It was obvious one of the threads was undergoing some form of strong activity. What could it be? Which thread was suddenly active this time of day and why is there such a commotion in it?
25:36 And the true servants of the Most Merciful are those who walk the earth with humility and when the ignorant address them, they respond with words of peace.
p/s:- thank you ZeK for editing my posts :thankyou:
Last edited by syilla; 09-14-2006 at 05:43 AM.
25:36 And the true servants of the Most Merciful are those who walk the earth with humility and when the ignorant address them, they respond with words of peace.
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) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
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that was gr888 
i mean his gender was hidden so......... 
ffended: lol! ur the one who also started this whole lolwater business too you kno!! 
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