Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
@farhan
: Misrepresenting members so disrespectful, your lucky I'm so merciful, write your next script that is purposeful.
@Kiro
: Why do you keep rhyming.
@farhan
: I'm on that lyrical flow. This ain't for show. Next time don't be so low.
@Kiro
: Sorry farhan.
@farhan
: Just joking, but write a better script next time .
@Kiro
: How do I get thick hair and I wanna be a sage and can you buy me zamzam water.
@farhan
:
Serinity: marriage eh? Kiro: So do you wanna marry? Serinity: Idk... :/ Kiro: well, do you? Serinity: well......... Like I said, Idk.
Hamza: As salam alaikum, so what is up?
Kiro: wswrb
Serinity: Alaikum wa salam. Nothing much. :/ May Allah (SWT) guide us. Ameen.
Kiro: Ameen.
Hamza: Ameen.
Kiro: Make dua I get straight hair.
Serinity: Ok, make dua I get guided to a straighter path.
Kiro: k.
Hamza: you should appreciate the fact you've hair. Thank Allah.
Serinity: I just..... did something bad........ I farted.
Hamza: What is it?
Serinity: plz no jokes ok?
Kiro: stop being a drama queen.
Serinity: I MEAN IT! :'( I AM SO BAD!!
Serinity: ........
Kiro: so, when you gonna buy the PC?
Serinity: In shaa' Allah this month / week. I am sure!
Hamza: you guys........
Serinity: Guys, make dua I get guided to a straighter path.
Kiro: So what you gonna do in Jannah?
Serinity: I wanna fight, complete quests, and kill monsters. I want super powers.
Kiro: I'm gonna wander throughout the whole Jannah. I want my Jannahtul Sharingan.
@farhan : Misrepresenting members so disrespectful, your lucky I'm so merciful, write your next script that is purposeful.
@Kiro : Why do you keep rhyming.
@farhan : I'm on that lyrical flow. This ain't for show. Next time don't be so low.
@Kiro : Sorry farhan.
@farhan : Just joking, but write a better script next time .
@Kiro : How do I get thick hair and I wanna be a sage and can you buy me zamzam water.
@farhan :
Sister Herb: Now when you have again opened the chamber of IB, could somebody check the basement. Just in case, I think some members have been missing for years. Maybe they happen to be in the cell section...
Farhan: We haven´t any basement. Neither cells.
Sister Herb: But... but... I have been there... oops... I mean there was before... old members of LI have told so.
Farhan: Oldsters? Oh, don´t care about those last-season generations. Now here is new order in IB. And stop to say "LI". These kids here don´t understand that word.
Sister Herb: Ok, ok but I would really like if you could ask the basement. Some old ones might know...
Farhan: I told you, no basement. But we have new section for the superheroes. There is also special "What you would like to get in Jannah"- room. Would you like to visit? Kiro is there as moderator. But be careful with his sword.
Sister Herb: *sigh* No thanks. *shaking head* (Muttering: "Superheroes! They know nothing about history of LI! What a joke!")
Last edited by sister herb; 04-24-2016 at 06:40 AM.
Sister Herb muttering alone: "Admin didn´t know nothing about the basement... but I have been there with my fellow sisters (whose are now disappeared mystically)... or he didn´t want to tell. I know there is a basement. I better find my own way to there. Hmmm... let´s think... a tunnel? I better go to the garden thread, If I dig there, nobody notices. They just think I am planting some new seedlings."
Sister Herb muttering alone: "Admin didn´t know nothing about the basement... but I have been there with my fellow sisters (whose are now disappeared mystically)... or he didn´t want to tell. I know there is a basement. I better find my own way to there. Hmmm... let´s think... a tunnel? I better go to the garden thread, If I dig there, nobody notices. They just think I am planting some new seedlings."
Many years have passed by on IB...old members have gone, and new members have come. But deep down in the IB dungeons.... @sisterherb: I wish we had not tried to organise that uprising.
@noraina: I know, we've been here for years. My kids could be getting married by now!
@sisterherb: I always knew this existed, but no one believed me.
@noraina: Well now we do, we have been left here for years!
@hamza:): And I can't believe I covered for you sisters, I'm stuck here too - didn't even get to go to college.
@hamza:): @farhan's always going on holiday with his wife, the bots told me he's in Malta right now.
@Kiro: So this is where you guys disappeared off too? I thought you'd been banned?
@sisterherb: Nah, we've been banished here.
@Kiro: And don't listen to those bots Hamza, they're the ones who told on you guys, remember?
@noriana: SubhanAllah! Kiro, what are you doing here?
@hamza:): Yo Kiro, good to see you here!
@Kiro: I said to Farhan I don't like the pink colour of IB - he banished me here just today.
@sisterherb: Sigh, we were so close. We'd got so many supporters and had almost overthrown the Admin and Moderators! @noraina: it was fun whilst it lasted....
@hamza:): it wasn't worth it, don't you remember that sis ConcealedGem warned us?
*There is pin drop silence as the dungeon's captives remember:*
@ConcealedGem - I don't know what to say. This is just too dangerous for you guys to do, I'll be so worried. We were meant to do our kids rishtas with each other! I'll remind you again, those who have rebelled have never been seen again. But if you insist, then my duas are with you.
*Everyone returns to reality*
@noraina: I was thinking....
@Kiro: don't trust her, she's the one who started all this.
@sisterherb: I think I know what she's trying to say....
@hamza:): Oh no, you don't mean...
@lonewolf007: Logging out?
@Kiro: lonewolf! What are you doing here?
@lonewolf007 - Don't ask, I was banned by accident for no reason and I found myself here. So this is where you guys disappeared too....
@noraina: Back on topic - I know it sounds really frightening, but there must be something beyond this dungeon...
@sisterherb: We haven't ever logged out before!
@Kiro: I'm not really sure.....
@hamza:): We should give it a try, better than staying here....
*Collectively*: Deep breath, 1,2,3....
Many years have passed by on IB...old members have gone, and new members have come. But deep down in the IB dungeons.... @sisterherb: I wish we had not tried to organise that uprising.
@noraina: I know, we've been here for years. My kids could be getting married by now!
@sisterherb: I always knew
this existed, but no one believed me. @noraina: Well now we do, we have been left here for years! @hamza: And I can't believe I covered for you sisters, I'm stuck here too - didn't even get to go to college. @hamza: @farhan's always going on holiday with his wife, the bots told me he's in Malta right now.
@Kiro: So this is where you guys disappeared off too? I thought you'd been banned? @sisterherb: Nah, we've been banished here.
@Kiro: And don't listen to those bots Hamza, they're the ones who told on you guys, remember?
@noriana: SubhanAllah! Kiro, what are you doing here? @hamza: Yo Kiro, good to see you here! @Kiro: I said to Farhan I don't like the pink colour of IB - he banished me here just today.
@sisterherb: Sigh, we were so close. We'd got so many supporters and had almost overthrown the Admin and Moderators! @noraina: it was fun whilst it lasted.... @hamza: it wasn't worth it, don't you remember that sis ConcealedGem warned us?
*There is pin drop silence as the dungeon's captives remember:*
@ConcealedGem - I don't know what to say. This is just too dangerous for you guys to do, I'll be so worried. We were meant to do our kids rishtas with each other! I'll remind you again, those who have rebelled have never been seen again. But if you insist, then my duas are with you.
*Everyone returns to reality*
@noraina: I was thinking....
@Kiro: don't trust her, she's the one who started all this.
@sisterherb: I think I know what she's trying to say.... @hamza: Oh no, you don't mean...
@lonewolf007: Logging out?
@Kiro: lonewolf! What are you doing here?
@lonewolf007 - Don't ask, I was banned by accident for no reason and I found myself here. So this is where you guys disappeared too....
@noraina: Back on topic - I know it sounds really frightening, but there must be something beyond this dungeon...
@sisterherb: We haven't ever logged out before!
@Kiro: I'm not really sure.....
@hamza: We should give it a try, better than staying here....
*Collectively*: Deep breath, 1,2,3....
Really accurate sis, well done ma Sha Allah. The amount of sisters ive promised to consider there kids for marriage with my kids... They all be queuing wanting to marry my Baby Dawud.
Sister Herb (to others): "OK, we have two choices: we stay here forever or log out. Or the third option: I still have my shovel. We can try to dig a tunnel to Malta... if br farhan is still there and ask help. Or if he has returned to home from there, we can ask asylum from there. Better to be in island than in a basement. Here isn´t any food left - not even a chocolate!"
That's so cute, may Allah SWT give Baby Dawud a righteous spouse when the time comes, and invite me as well
And I think we all do that . My cousin recently had a baby girl, and when we went to visit we were listening to her best friend saying 'if Allah wills, it would be amazing if our kids could get married one day'. I suppose one can't ignore a good rishta.
Sister Herb (to others): "OK, we have two choices: we stay here forever or log out. Or the third option: I still have my shovel. We can try to dig a tunnel to Malta... if br farhan is still there and ask help. Or if he has returned to home from there, we can ask asylum from there. Better to be in island than in a basement. Here isn´t any food left - not even a chocolate!"
@noraina
: No! Not even chocolate? Let's start digging, better still, let's dig though tunnels of cyber code and break out onto the real IB forum.
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