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    "Behind the Scenes" of IB (OP)


    Assalamu Alaikum

    Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

    Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..


    Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):


    Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
    Head Administrator of LI:


    Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
    Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

    Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
    Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
    The SuperMods also referred to as
    SM's of LI:


    Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
    zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
    Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
    Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
    Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
    Moderators of LI:


    Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
    Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
    Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
    Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
    Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
    Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
    czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
    *disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
    **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**



    Part - I
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Main Room
    Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

    zAk: it must go, too many kids

    Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

    zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

    Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

    zAk: hmmmmmmm

    far7an: well we can assign them to another section

    zAk: ah

    Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

    zAk: v have the counselling section

    far7an: when will Kada---

    All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
    Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

    zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.


    zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

    far7an: Authority

    zAk: ah.

    Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

    All of them shrug and walk into the office.

    BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

    some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

    Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

    Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

    Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

    Halima: I agree

    All sit there in a moment of silence

    Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

    Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

    Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

    Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

    Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

    Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

    Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

    Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

    Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

    Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

    Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

    Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

    Fi and Ahmad look at each other

    Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

    Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

    INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

    kadafi: so what is all this about?

    Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

    SuperMods get a bit nervous

    Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

    Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

    zAk: more like forever.

    Ansar: *sigh*

    Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

    Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

    zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

    far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
    zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:

    Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.


    TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

    Link to Part II

    Link to Part III

    Link to Part IV

    Link to Part V

    Link to Part VI

    Link to Part VII

    Link to Part VIII

    Link to Part IX-I

    Link to Part IX-II

    Link to Part IX-III

    Link to Part IX-IV

    Link to Part IX-V

    Link to Part IX-VI


    fi aman Allah
    w'salaam
    Last edited by *charisma*; 06-04-2006 at 03:23 AM.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~ Sabr ~ View Post
    I beg your pardon?
    look here in the story

    ~ Sabr ~: LOL you actually say "smiles" and "twinkles" in real life.

    MuslimInshallah: (pensively) Well... not really.

    ~ Sabr ~: Look!! In real life this is how you do a smiley!

    *~ Sabr ~ makes a funny silly face*

    *A loud laugh erupts from the sisters section*

    Farhan writes Sabr says LOL.

    MuslimInshallah: You say LOL too in real life? Look in real life, this is how you laugh out loud

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    look here in the story
    ...........

    Farhan writes Sabr says LOL.

    MuslimInshallah: You say LOL too in real life? Look in real life, this is how you laugh out loud
    I'm sure he meant that I actually laugh out loud. It would be stupid to say LOL in reality
    &quot;Behind the Scenes&quot; of IB

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Plot hole has been found.

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now.

    Been there done that. Alhumdulillah now I can cook biryani for 50 ppl no sweat.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Greetings and peace be with you *charisma*;

    Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah,
    I wonder where everyone is? we have 32,229 members at IB, and the stats just now show there are currently 615 users online. 11 members and 604 guests. the guests always seem to outnumber the members.

    How about popping in to say hello if you have not posted in a while.

    Blessings,

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Hitting snooze

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by darullemon View Post
    Been there done that. Alhumdulillah now I can cook biryani for 50 ppl no sweat.
    50 people??? Is this hypothetical bro or have you actually done it?

    &quot;Behind the Scenes&quot; of IB

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    50 people??? Is this hypothetical bro or have you actually done it?


    I have done this, all you have to is stack your trays filled with basmati and meat in Oven.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by darullemon View Post
    I have done this, all you have to is stack your trays filled with basmati and meat in Oven.
    Ma'sha'Allah, that is really impressive, . I don't think I can manage cooking biryani for more than six people, even then I'd prefer to leave it to my mum, lol.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Ma'sha'Allah, that is really impressive, . I don't think I can manage cooking biryani for more than six people, even then I'd prefer to leave it to my mum, lol.

    test it, cook it for 50 people and send it to your masjid for Iftar. Since, everyone is hungry they wont complain even if doesn't taste good.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Huzzy: What's everyone doing

    But no one replied and thus Huzzy was alone

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    OOC.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    It had been some time. Islamicboard's scholarly activity was quite, where was Huzzy?

    Kiro: Hey where's Huzzy. Did he get married?

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    It had been some time. Islamicboard's scholarly activity was quite, where was Huzzy?

    Kiro: Hey where's Huzzy. Did he get married?
    Present.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Huzaifah ibn Adam View Post
    Present.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    This is one of the oldest threads on the forum. Started in 2006. Two years before even I joined.
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    I wonder if there will be a writing contest. I may enter this time.

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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Muhaba View Post
    I wonder if there will be a writing contest. I may enter this time.
    Yes, there is a Writing Contest this year and it has already started. Please see this thread: http://www.islamicboard.com/creative...ml#post2932958
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Huzaifah ibn Adam View Post
    This is one of the oldest threads on the forum. Started in 2006. Two years before even I joined.
    Subhanallah, I still can't believe how popular it became. My writing was terrible and I was so nervous each time I'd post one.

    There are some "lost" scripts around somewhere..but as I became busy and the forum began to change, it became irrelevant to post them. One of them went back in time to when Mods and Admins were kids
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