Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
*All IB members meet up at London and go to theatre*
Farhan: Welcome to the IB theatre! The show will begin soon, please remain seated.
noraina: *giggles* What's this touchpad.
Umm abed: And this thing above our heads hehe.
Muezzin: Why did I wake up this morning... -_-
Farhan: NOW! Please be quiet, everyone settle down! It will all be explained.
Everyone: Sorry!
Farhan: Where was I... okay remain seated. Obviously men are on the right, sisters on the left. Completely segregated event.
Muezzin: Farhan there...
Farhan: YES Muezzin, I know about the torn curtain in the middle which segregates the event. I have hired repair men. DO not look through.
Muezzin: What can the sisters do?
Farhan: sister herb will be providing Niqab to all the sisters until curtain gets fixed. Apologies for the troubles.
Umm abed: Explain the gadgets please
Farhan: Oh yes Umm Abed sorry I forgot it is...
Muezzin: Hey how come she gets to interrupt and I don't?
Farhan: Shush!!! Can we please just remain quiet.
Muezzin: Well I was you know explaining... but
Farhan: No IFs No BUTs! Be quiet please.
Muezzin: Ok..
Farhan: Okay sorry everyone, so as I was saying... The "thing" above your heads.. Umm Abed, is a holographic identifer. Everyones IB username should be above their heads.
Everyone: Cool!
Farhan: The touchpad as Noraina mentioned. This not only gives you 24/7 IB access, it can let you vote on the show.
MuslimInshallah: (Smiles) Farhan how much did this all cost? (Twinkles)
~ Sabr ~: LOL you actually say "smiles" and "twinkles" in real life.
MuslimInshallah: (pensively) Well... not really.
~ Sabr ~: Look!! In real life this is how you do a smiley!
*~ Sabr ~ makes a funny silly face*
*A loud laugh erupts from the sisters section*
Muezzin: Jeez I wonder what's going on over there...
Kiro: I just wanna go home and have my strawberry milkshake .
Farhan: Interruption after interruption . Okay MuslimInshallah, it costs £10,500 but with all your contributions it helped جزاك اللهُ خيراً.
*Suddenly hisnameizz appears on stage*
Security guard: Oi get off there mate!
Farhan: Hisnameizz your performance is in 20 minutes!
Hisnameizz: Please farhan, I need to leave, it's time for me to go. Leaving
IB . Let me give a short speech and leave.
*Security guard grabs hisnameizz*
Hisnameizz: Arghhh let go of me, your worse then my neighbours.
Farhan: Fine you can do it quick. Security guard let him go, he's with me.
*Security guard lets go*
Security guard: I'll be keeping
my eye on you mate..
Muezzin: Lol someone grab some popcorn, this is getting intense.
Serinity: My mum said I'm not allowed popcorn. Allah knows best.
Kiro: Haha
Muezzin: They aint for you.
Farhan: Okay muezzin share your popcorn with the brothers. And hisnameizz do your speech quickly!
*hisnameizz nervously gets up on stage*
*He gives his speech and.. 20 minutes later*
Hisnameizz: Okay to end my speech I would like to thank: Umm Abed, Musliminshallah and Bethechange. Thank you all!!
~ Sabr ~: LOL
Insaanah: Farhan apologies could I just say. Brothers should advise brothers, sisters with sisters. I don't see any benefit in this.
Musliminshallah: Well you see..
Farhan: Let's not turn this into a debate, lets continue with the show!
*Suddenly EgyptPrincess arrives through the door*
noraina: She has chocolate eclairs, all chocolates in the world... she lives like a real princess.
*EgyptPrincess puts on her celebrity sunglasses as she walks into sisters section*
EgyptPrincess: Please sisters, no autographs, I'm coming through, make way!
~ Sabr ~: No one asked for your autograph!
Dreamchaser: Your food pics are better than mine!
~ Sabr ~: LOL
Farhan: Sisters look this way, we don't need to turn around everytime someone new walks in.
~ Sabr ~: Can I change my holographic colour to pink?
Farhan: Not now. Now we have sister herb cooking everyone chicken biryani for dinner. Lot of time passed
so let's get the first performer. His name is Omar Esa he will be singing "Tum hi ho".
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. None of the text is intended to offend.
Looooool, this is brilliant! I can imagine an IB meetup being as chaotic as this, some amazing personalities here ma'sha'Allah . You actually made me laugh.
Kiro: How was I dragged into this? Such a pain, too much of a pain, mann it's such a pain to be in, it's a pain to give an example, it's a pain to be a pain, man I'm in so much pain, It's surprising I don't have diarrhoea yet in this theatre because of this pain. I just wanted to sit home and play video games, riding ostriches across the country as a road trip. I better go to the toilet to check my bleeep. Hey, this is my own head. Why did it bleep on me. Bleeep. C'mon now! I just wanted to Bleeep bleep. The word isn't all immature, it's not even a curse word. I don't even swear. Now let's go check my bleeep. Ok, you can't out bleep me. He who bleeps last, bleeps loudest. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Hold on, I'm my own competition. Oh, what the heck. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
@farhan: Yes kiro? What's with the 'eeep'
Kiro: Where's the bathroom?
Farhan: To the right on the corner
Ok that was just in my imagination, Farhan just didn't exist there. After all, I imagined him in his a care bear suit that says. You know, now you think about it. Whilst, Farhan keeps blabbering about how he wants to get married. Well, I'm so immersed in my own thoughts, he's like a mime. Coz it's all in my mind while Farhan is talking then this is behind the scenes of the behind the scenes. Behind the scenes 'inception. Well Behind the scenes cubed (^3) since this is all written. Darn. Broke the fourth wall.
Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
I think this time the sisters should have all the snack tables and the brothers just get tap water
Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
They need to learn to fend for themselves and learn the life skills called "cooking"
Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now.
Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now.
Haha
Lets hope they know how to use the oven, not just the microwave
Narrated Jubair ibn Mut’im: The Messenger of Allah (S.A.W), said: "He is not one us who calls for `Asabiyah, (nationalism/tribalism) or who fights for `Asabiyah or who dies for `Asabiyah." [Sunan Abu Dawud (Vol. 2, pg. 753) No. 5121]
Haha
Lets hope they know how to use the oven, not just the microwave
, I know, my dad was telling him to YouTube it, lol. But it isn't just brothers tbh, these days some sisters don't know how to cook - I don't know, cooking is an essential survival skill everyone should know, whatever their gender.
Once this girl was telling me how useless she is at cooking and she said, 'I don't know how to peel a tomato, the skin is so thin!'
Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now.
I could imagine if he asked from his father something like "please send mom here, I am starving".
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