ok ok I know there isnt any uncle Eid (AKA Uncle Ramadan) but for the sake of laughter I made him up...(base on santa claus) PS: This is not meant to ofend anyone, its just comedy
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Unlce Eid vs Santa Claus
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Uncle Eid: He is a fit man with a beard who wears a green suit and delivers presents to good kids during ramadan, sending out a good message to keep fit.
Santa Claus: He is a fattie dressed in a red suit with a beard who delivers presents to good kids during Christmas, sending everyone a bad message to pig it out.
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Uncle Eid: He knocks on the front door like a gentleman and delivers the presents
Santa Claus: He sneaks in through the chimney like a theif and delivers the presents
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Uncle Eid: His language is clean and when he comes he says Salam salam salam (Peace Peace Peace)
Santa Claus: Many argue that his usage of the term Ho Ho Ho is very insulting especially in certain circles
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Uncle Eid: He rides in plane after buying tickets like any decent citizen and obeys the laws
Santa Claus: Rides around on his sliegh with complete disregard for any immigration laws or any air space restrictions, one day he is bound to be shot down by a Fighter jet....hes just askin for it!
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Uncle Eid: Visits during the day so that people are awake and aware and dont get scared by a bump in the middle of the night
Santa Claus: Visits people during the night when they are asleep and eats the food lying on the table (usually cookies and milk)
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Uncle Eid: Has nothing to hide and walks around in the open just like an citizen
Santa Claus: Always hiding and never seen, one can only wonder why....afraid of being identified as a criminal perhaps?
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Uncle Eid: Makes the toys himself and is a hard working man
Santa Claus: Uses slave labour and runs a slave camp at the notrth pole where short people are forced to make the toys for him....needless to say they are never paid
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LOL...very interesting.....basically showing da diff between santa claus and uncle ramadan...
good choice....uncle ramdan......
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
Santa has also probably broken a load of animal cruelty laws too. Ever wonder how exactly Rudolph got such a red nose? And are those elves of his paid? Paid my foot. It's slave labour man, making them work all hours in some godforsaken winter sweatshop.
And all this 'ho ho ho'-ing. I dread to think how he treats Mother Christmas with that attitude to women.
Furthermore, if he gave a miner in Blightey a lump of coal, he'd probably start a riot.
Our Lord! Verily, we have heard the call of one calling to Faith: 'Believe in your Lord,' and we have believed.
Our Lord! Forgive us our sins and expiate from us our evil deeds, and make us die (in the state of righteousness) along with Al-Abrar
This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard! HAD to bump this one!
Forgive me old friend, but even as late as today, I'm finding it hard to hold in the laughter...
EDIT: I did NOT know this thread was made in Sept. 11 --- UH OH....
"This world is a blank price tag, and whatever value you put on it, is what its worth to you. I have made this world priceless and worthless, so therefore I have placed my value in the afterlife."
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