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    Teacher : Why have you come late ?

    Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

    Teacher : Tell me the truth.

    Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

    Teacher : Sign... what sign

    Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

    ************ *****

    Teacher : Dennis.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table

    Dennis : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.

    ************ ******

    Teacher : Dennis... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "

    Dennis : I is.......... .

    Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come

    Dennis : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets

    ************ *******

    (during maths period)

    Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have

    Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home


    ************ ********

    Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant

    Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

    Teacher : It is wrong

    Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it


    ************ ********* *


    Teacher :Dennis....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays

    Dennis : Here it is sir

    Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?

    Dennis : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's
    ************ ********* *

    Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history

    Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born

    ************ ********* *

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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    Salamu Alaykum

    HAHA, those are good. Fav:
    (during maths period)

    Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have

    Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abdul-Raouf View Post
    Teacher vs Dennis






    Teacher : Why have you come late ?


    Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.


    Teacher : Tell me the truth.


    Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign


    Teacher : Sign... what sign

    Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "


    ************ *****




    That's an excuse I'm going to use. lol





    ************ ********* *
    Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history


    Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born

    ************ ********* *




    Hahaha. Funny post!

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    If only I had checked myself
    Guy who wrecked himself

    True leaders don't create followers...
    .... They create new leaders.
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    loll i think dennis won
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

    lol I've already heard all of dem and ma fav is this one:



    Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant

    Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

    Teacher : It is wrong

    Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    ****** bump *******
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    Teacher: Abdullahii! why are you late?

    Abdullahi : sir i have this old toaster it takes time to warm up thats why im late



    .................................................. ...........................

    Teacher : Abdullahii GO! to the end of the lunch queue

    Abdullahii : But sir there is already someone there
    Last edited by Cabdullahi; 09-18-2010 at 02:53 PM.
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    lol awesome thread

    Dennis and Abdullahi are geeky
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abdul-Raouf View Post
    Teacher : Why have you come late ?

    Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

    Teacher : Tell me the truth.
    Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

    Teacher : Sign... what sign

    Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "
    LOL
    Very funny:rock:
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    Re: Teacher vs Dennis

    hhaahhahahahahahah very funny
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