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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Halima
Do you always get bullied upon?
If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of thousands of tiny violins lamenting my plight.
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
yep and a lil extremist alien in his ear whispering "intifaada, intifaada"
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
That's Tony.
Reeeedruuuum.
Ahem. Anymore problems?
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu
im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do? :(
*sniffs*
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
what's my answer to everything
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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minaz
what's my answer to everything
ummmmm? :rolleyes:
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Proud ukht
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu
im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do? :(
*sniffs*
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
Stay away from these, invest in this, and wear this
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Assalamu alaikum
We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Far7an
Assalamu alaikum
We have a sudden surge of chavs joining the forum, I am beggining to think they look up to Muezzin and Minaz, how can we deal with this?
Brick their windows. The Chavs' I mean. We have double glazing.
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Muezzin
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu
:giggling: cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe), chips is the highlights of my day and a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab. :eek:
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
don't worry those female suicide bombers wear those black baseball caps under their scarves as shown in their mission briefing tapes - and they don't feel funny
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Proud ukht
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu
:giggling: cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe),
Oh, but I do. :p
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chips is the highlights of my day
Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy. :p
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nd a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab. :eek:
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
So? Start a new trend!
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Halima
Any solution to getting rid of fish and chips?
Burn them, burn them, BURN THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA!
...sorry, I usually drink decaf.
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro? :X
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Chips are your highlights? That must make your hair kinda greasy. :p
no not really lol
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So? Start a new trend!
no thanks lol..that's crazy o well jazahka Allah khair for your mastermind solution's, you forgot to mention drink loads of water...grrrr!!! lol
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
minaz
cuz the kufaar eat them and we shouldn't immitate the kufaar
kafirz go on forumz too! :eek:
wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Originally Posted by
Proud ukht
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro? :X
I'm talking from experience...
...of holding Clearasil shares. :p
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Originally Posted by akhee
kafirz go on forumz too!
This argument doesn't just fail, it phails* because:
1) Kafirs wake up in the morning too
2) Kafirs go to the toilet too
3) Kafirs eat breakfast too
4) Kafirs walk too
5) Kafirs get run over by random buses being driven by gun-toting maniacs too, in certain comedy-horror movies.
*some sort of Internet slang, I dunno.
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Proud ukht on a serious note, yeh if you live in the UK "Boots" are doing 3 for 2 on Clearasil items (also L’oreal, Colgate, and many others) best ones are the cleaning wipes (use 2 a day) or alternatively use the conditioner (twice a day and it lasts longer). But if you want to get rid of the spots immediately use the "Clearasil pen" (approx £4.50) but I guarantee you they will disappear within 2 days. It's all good getting rid of spots but you have to maintain your face as well, so use the conditioner daily and do drink a lot of water. If you follow these simple instructions you'll gain a soft face like a baby's bum - just as I posses :okay:
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!