not sure if this has been posted here before, it might be since its another one of those forwarded emails...
interesting, but lame at the same time, lol.
TEN THINGS I DONT LIKE ABOUT PEOPLE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my rare when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'...... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?
10 When people say 'I slept like a baby'. Well if you slept like a baby does that mean you were waking up every couple of hours like babies do?
^Lol. I believe the sister doesn't intend it that way 'Enjoy life, you're young etc.', but in a good way like 'Do good deeds or repent before it's too late.'
Those who believe and obscure not their belief by wrongdoing, theirs is safety; and they are rightly guided. (6:86)
Behold! verily on the friends of Allah there is no fear, nor shall they grieve. (10:62)
the original ten must have been written by an angry lesbian!
1-people point at their wrist because body language is more understood than verbal communication!
2-unless one is willing to sit through an onslaught of awful commercials and worthless programming, it is better indeed to nip it in the bud and find the remote before you relax and sit down
3-well because there is dire consequences to eating a cake no matter how you slice it and pun is intended
4- can't argue against this one
5- They want affirmation that it is normal to react in a certain way by seeing if it had the same impact on others
6-I hope I never have to ask a Q of someone that un-inviting!
7-as opposed to expired and improved
8-dropping dead after that testimony
9-well hard to believe but people don't all ride on the same bus, possible indeed another bus has come which the 'non-moron' didn't get on
10- meant slept with no grudges so no list to be made the next day about others considered 'morons' by this individual' standards!
Text without context is pretext If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him
the original ten must have been written by an angry lesbian!
1-people point at their wrist because body language is more understood than verbal communication!
2-unless one is willing to sit through an onslaught of awful commercials and worthless programming, it is better indeed to nip it in the bud and find the remote before you relax and sit down
3-well because there is dire consequences to eating a cake no matter how you slice it and pun is intended
4- can't argue against this one
5- They want affirmation that it is normal to react in a certain way by seeing if it had the same impact on others
6-I hope I never have to ask a Q of someone that un-inviting!
7-as opposed to expired and improved
8-dropping dead after that testimony
9-well hard to believe but people don't all ride on the same bus, possible indeed another bus has come which the 'non-moron' didn't get on
10- meant slept with no grudges so no list to be made the next day about others considered 'morons' by this individual' standards!
LOL those were awesome, they are awesomely awesome dude lol
they are kinda true, ppl are like that, ive even met some :-O
So yeah
"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
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