Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

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Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, honey.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
 
Assalam aleikum.

That was very clever said!!
Smart kid!
Thank you for sharing it with us!

Ma salama.
 
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don't you just hate it when kids ask too many questions!! ;D

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Daddy: Sonny its about time u got a spanking for asking too many questions.
Son: No daddy no

SPANK SPANK SPANK

Son: wwwhaaaaaa
Daddy: I'm reporting u to the FBI as an Al Queda member
Son: No daddy no I promise ill never ask questions again!!

Will daddy hand over the son to the FBI?
Will the son try and stop daddy?
What diabolical schemes will we get to see next?
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "DADDY"

...to be continued......
 

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