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frm farah the new be
farah the newbe
1. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to
Madinah.
2. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted
my
heart.
3. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're
the
BOMB!
4. Are you a Shi-ite? Because when I saw you, I said to
myself,
"She aiight"
5. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
6. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
7. I thought the "Hoor Al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.
8. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh You do? Then you
know
what
i'm here after.
9. So, read any good surahs
lately?
10. Are your feet tired? Because
you've been performing Umrah
in
my
mind all day long?
11. It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night
that
angels
come down from Heaven.
12. So what time does a Hoor like u have to be back at
Jannah?
13. Lets pray in Jamaat baby, feet to feet,
shoulder to
shoulder.
14. Have'nt we chatted before? oh, you know where it was
in
Jannah.
You were that beautiful light that kept blinding me.
15.
You're so beautiful, even hoors would be jealous.
16. As muslims we should be eager to grow the ummah, I am
willing
to do my part, how about you?
17. I need to marry you so I can get Jannah, marrying you
means
no
outside temptation since you are so
18. You can be my queen of hoors anyday.
19. Whats your number sister? I'll make sure i wake you
up
for
Fajr.
21. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your
cave?
22. Bond. Muhammad Bond.
23. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has
paid
off.
24. What school of thought do you follow because I
thought
about
you all through
school.
25. Masha'allah, your beautiful... now let me say
Inshallah.
26. You have a face that could launch a thousand (Jihadi)
ships.
Right now that you've read it, one more piece of
advice..THESE
ARE
NOT TO BE
USED IN RAMADAN...or even
afterward!!!!(lol)
Last edited by zAk; 04-18-2006 at 01:26 PM .
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Re: frm farah the new be
welcome to the forums !
enjoy your stay !
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salaam,
welcome to LI, inshAllah have a great time here
wassalam
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Jazakallah
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Re: frm farah the new be
Nice intro!
welcome to the forum.
I hope you enjoy your stay here and I hope you learn a lot too...
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Welcome yaar (friend)...the tides are high so be quik and get on the forumship WalaykumAsalaam x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
~I$lAm Z!nDaBaD~ BrAp BrAp
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