10 things you do NOT want to hear in surgery

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1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Oh no! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie (something I would say:D)

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
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7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
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Haha those I find very funny! ;D
Especially 7 LOL!
 
LOL this actually made me laugh... the funniest ones for me are the same ones 'helloimali' said
 
Number 7 is brilliant! Heh, it's my favorite. Thanks for sharing.
 
it is true you know...docs love to chit chat in the surgery room...

if you're awake...it is kinda scary, because it seem the docs are not paying attention on what they are doing... lol
 
Doctor- I have some good news for you and some bad news.

The good news is you have a year to live, the bad news is I should have told you fifty one weeks ago.
 
Now I know why they put you to sleep for surgery. Keep you from hearing what is really going on.
 
lol yeah woodrow. heres what i heard one time...'hand me the sharp scissors not the dull ones'

i was freakin out... its not that big but it was like 3 years ago wen i was 11
 
salam

thats funny.

what about the one,

'what am i doing here again ?'

peace
 

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