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90 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR![/h]
90 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR![/h]
- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space". - Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn
it! All of you just shut UP!" - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
- Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?" - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
off. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
act embarassed when they open by themselves. - Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
- Greet everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call
you Admiral. - One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until
you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. - Do Tai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning at an other passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've
got new socks on!" - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now --
motion sickness!" - Give religious tracks to each passenger.
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!"
- Show the other passengers a wound and ask if looks infected.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
- Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while then announce, "You're one of THEM!"
and move to the far corner of the elevator. - Burp and then say, "mmmm...tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
- Start a sing-a-long.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
- Play the harmonica.
- Shadow box.
- Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers. - Bring a chair along.
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh
mouf?" - Blow spit bubbles.
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. - Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more. - Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Call a bondage 900 line from a cell phone.
- Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after awhile let
the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" - Cat basket and take a nap in the corner.
- Bounce a superball around the elevator.
- Light a cigarette and tell people "Smokey the Bear doesn't know what the
hell he's talking about." - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "That's
mine!" - Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously.
- Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator.
- Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask if "they
have an appointment." - When the doors close, use duct tape and work furiously to tape the doors
together. Ask for help. - Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
- Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the walls. Ask
people, "Isn't that a good picture of me?" - Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator.
- Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserving energy."
- Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear
something ticking. - Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers. - Clean your gun.
- Ask, "Did you feel that, I felt a rumble?"
- Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door closes, push
the stop button, post an out of order sign inside and go to work on the access
panel, saying "This may take a minute." - Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "God?"
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they
open up again." - Push your floor button with your tongue.
- Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anyone trying to get on that the car
is full and that they should wait for the next one. - Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Shoot rubber bands at everyone.
- When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field when you try
to leave. - Ride Naked.
- When people get on, ask for their tickets and check that they meet the
"height requirements." - Push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill yourself
yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough. - Talk to people about "the golden age of elevators in the 50s." Explain why
modern elevators can't compete with "gas-powered lifts." - Borrow small items from other people in the elevator, then shout "Weee!" as
you drop them through the crack in the floor when the elevator doors open. - Jump Rope.
- Bring a shovel and try to dig a hole.
- When the doors close, menacingly announce that "it's going to be a bumpy
ride." - Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.
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