A wise old lady...

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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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Omg omg omg.........;D ;D ;D

just what did she buy? :D
 
Funny but the title should be stupid young boy I think that boy was me I am young and stupid gullable at times so that person has my characteristics and the grandmacould be Alpha with a wig how bout that for a change?
 
Hey I'm buyin your groceries wouldn't that be nice for a change.
 
Really, Alpha your married have a son that you fool so he can buy groceries?
 
just like a typical women she purchased the whole store.....its a shame because at that age you would think the love for material things would be mild
 

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