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AIR JANAZAH

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country. Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the Alhadiths.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge. With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and attar. Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.

Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha Illallah.." Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but Isra'iil and its like Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth. Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Qabarastaan.Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and
air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabar.

Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go. Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors. Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh. Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.

This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So your savings would not come handy This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time. Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy. Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb. Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

ARE YOU PREPARED ????
 
Masha'allah that was a very creative way to put it I think.......makes me think about it in a whole new matter, jazakillah
 
Air Janazah

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AIR JANAZAH

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a
trip to another country.

Where details of that country won't be
found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the Al-hadiths.

Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or
American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge.

With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre
Cardin suit or the friday night's dress, but the white cotton shroud

Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and attar.

Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.

Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha
Illallah.."

Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but
Isra'iil and its like

Where the in-flight services won't be 1st
class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul
smelling cloth.

Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow
Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Graveyard.

Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.

Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.


Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh.

Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.

This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So
your savings would not come handy

This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.

Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.

Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.

Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.

Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy.

Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

Ah! At last good news!

Do not worry about who will be sitting
next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.


So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.


ARE YOU PREPARED ????
:w:
 
Re: Air Janazah

:sl:

oh i got this in an email.. its pretty smart and a great reminder, thanks for posting
 
Re: Air Janazah

Jazakallah khair sis! :thankyou:
 
Fly Air Janaazah

AsssalamAlaiykum I got this in an email just thought I'd share it


Fly Air Janaazah



When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip to a foreign country.

Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures, but in the holy Quran and Hadith.

Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janaazah.

Where our luggage won't be allowed 30kg, but our deeds, no matter how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.

Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white cotton shroud.

Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor andattar.

Where our passport won't be Indian, British or South African, butAl-Islam.

Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else, but Laa Ilaaha Illalah.

Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is Isra-eel.

Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy, but a piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.

Where our destination won't be Heathrow, Jeddah International, but the last terminal graveyard.

Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six feet deep gloomy qabr.

Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officers but Munkar & Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

Where there is no need for customs officers or detectors.

Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh. Where our final place destination will either be the garden under which river flow or the Hellfire.

The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, so your Savings would not come handy.

This flight can never be hijacked, so do not worry about terrorists.

Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halaal.

Do not worry about legroom, you won't need it, as you legs will become things of the past.

Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leave on time.

Don't worry about in-flight entertainment programme coz you wuld have lost all your sense of joy.

Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked da day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

At last the good news! Do not worry who will sitting next to you.You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

ARE YOU PREPARED?????????????????
 
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When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip
to a foreign country.


Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel
brochures, but in the holy Quran and Hadith.


Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but
Air Janaazah.

Where our luggage won't be allowed 30kg, but our deeds, no matter
how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are
carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.


Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white
cotton shroud.

Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor and
attar.


Where our passport won't be Indian, British or South African, but
Al-Islam.

Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else, but Laa
Ilaaha Illalah.

Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is
Isra-eel.


Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy, but a
piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.


Where our destination won't be Heathrow, Jeddah International, but
the last terminal graveyard.


Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six feet deep gloomy qabr.


Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officers but
Munkar & Nakeer.


They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.


Where there is no need for customs officers or detectors.


Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh. Where our final place
of destination will either be the garden under which river flow or
the Hellfire.


The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, so
your Savings would not come handy.


This flight can never be hijacked, so do not worry about terrorists.


Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about your
allergies or whether the food is Halaal.


Do not worry about legroom, you won't need it, as you legs will
become things of the past.


Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives
and leave on time.


Don't worry about in-flight entertainment programme
because you
would have lost all your sense of joy.


Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked
(return) the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.


At last the good news! Do not worry who will sitting next to you.


You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.


One small snag though..................






this trip comes with no warning.





ARE YOU PREPARED?????????????????
 
Janazah Airlines

Janazah Airlines ​
When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to
another country. Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous
travel brochures but in the Holy Qura'an and the Hadiths. Where our plane
won't be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air
Janazah. Where our luggage won't be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no
matterhow heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage. They are
carried free of charge, with your Creator's compliment.

Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white
cotton shroud. Where our perfume won't be Channel, Paco Rabane, but the
camphor and attar. Where our passports won't be Indian, British, French or
American but Al Islam(insha Allah.) Where our visa won't be the 6 months
leave to stay or else, but, The "LaIlaha Illallah" (insha Allah.) Where the
air hostess won't be a female, but Isra'iil and itslike. Where the in-flight
services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or
foul smelling cloth.

Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah
International Terminal but the last Terminal Graveyard. Where our waiting
lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep
gloomy Barb. Where the Immigration Officer won't be His Majesty's officers,
but Munkar and Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place you
yearn to go. where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors. Where
the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.

Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden underwhich
rivers flow or the Hellfire. This trip does not come with a price tag. It is
free of charge, So your savings would not come handy. This flight can never
be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists. Food won't be served on this
flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal. Do
not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things
of the past. Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It
arrives and leaves on time.

Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would
have lost all your sense of joy. Do not worry about booking this trip, it
has already been booked, the day you became a fetus in your mother's womb.
Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.
You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you
can. If only you can! One small snag though, this trip comes with no
warning.

Are you prepared.....you better be! Please spread the truth and Insha-Allah
our Muslim brothers & sister are able to understand and practice the guiding
principles, what ever way they can afford to uphold our belief of our Islam
religion this world and hereafter ........
 
hidaayah said:
AIR JANAZAH

When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country. Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the Alhadiths.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or American Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.

You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge. With your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud Where our perfume won't be Chanel,Paco Rabanne, but the camphor and attar. Where our passports won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.

Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha Illallah.." Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but Isra'iil and its like Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth. Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Riyadh International Terminal but the Qabarastaan.Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and
air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabar.

Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but Munkar and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go. Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors. Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh. Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the hell Fire.

This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So your savings would not come handy This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time. Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy. Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you became a foetus in your mother's womb. Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

ARE YOU PREPARED ????
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Mashaallah the way this has been put makes me wish i was a better person as i know that this wish can be granted at my own will i will practice ISlam more intensely and its all thanks to you i will do du'a for you and insha'allah we shall all go to jannah happily