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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER : Did you see God?
TOMMY : No.


TEACHER : That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Did you see the sky?
TOMMY : Yessssssssss.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Do you see her brain?
TOMMY : No.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!!! :giggling:
 
G-HaD-Ta-Raaza said:
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER : Did you see God?
TOMMY : No.


TEACHER : That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Did you see the sky?
TOMMY : Yessssssssss.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Do you see her brain?
TOMMY : No.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!!! :giggling:
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There isn't a single atheist on earth that uses the argument that "you can't see god, therefore he doesnt exist". So you're just responding to arguements that don't really even exist.
 
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God up there?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
 
wow....amazing thing how the little girl came up with those questions

thanks for sharing
 
MashAllah i love it very much! i so funny!
 
mirage41 said:
There isn't a single atheist on earth that uses the argument that "you can't see god, therefore he doesnt exist". So you're just responding to arguements that don't really even exist.
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Not a single Atheist on Earth?
It seems to be the backbone arguement for all too many.
 
Sayf Udeen said:
Not a single Atheist on Earth?
It seems to be the backbone arguement for all too many.
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I think the principle argument is that it falls upon those who suggest it exists to pove its existence not those who believe it doesn’t exist. If I said I can fly would it be up to you to prove that I can’t or me to prove that I can?
 
In what school are 6 year olds taught evolution!?:skeleton:

Plus nowadays if a teacher tried teaching 6 year old children God doesn't exist, they would be in trouble..

N e hu.. interesting post..
 
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mirage41 said:
There isn't a single atheist on earth that uses the argument that "you can't see god, therefore he doesnt exist". So you're just responding to arguements that don't really even exist.
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An atheist may argue that there is no emperical evedince for God -
 
Thinker said:
I think the principle argument is that it falls upon those who suggest it exists to pove its existence not those who believe it doesn’t exist. If I said I can fly would it be up to you to prove that I can’t or me to prove that I can?
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Hi,
I would argue that what you describe is more of an "agnostic" p.o.v. instead of an "atheistic" p.o.v.
 
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***yes, I am aware that it's a joke, but still***It is true that we have not seen her brain, but we have determined that all functioning humans have a brain. To disprove this, you merely need a counter-example.
A propagandized idiot of an atheist teacher within the confines of a joke will not try to explain this.

I have no idea whether I had any atheist teachers or not. Schools here are secular. There is no mention of God except in History class, when it is necessary because many of the governments we learn about were based in Christianity.
 
Gubbleknucker said:
***yes, I am aware that it's a joke, but still***It is true that we have not seen her brain, but we have determined that all functioning humans have a brain.
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how about using other examples then (not necessarily related to the joke)
we (members of this forum) cant see one another, but surely there is someone behind that screen otherwise how are we posting?

or maybe someone driving a car. you cant have a car move without someone driving it...
 
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