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I got this recipe from sister, who has little kids:
Chocolate Cake
-take away the teddybear from the owen and set the temperature to 180 'C
-melt 100g margerine in a pot.
-take the teddy again from the owen and lecture your 2 year old "bad girl, that's forbidden!"
-mix 200g sugar to the melted margerine.
-wash the rest of the margerine from your 1-year-old's hands and clean the walls.
- add three big spoons of chockopowder.
-take the scissors away from your 4-year-old and collect the pieces of your favourite magazine (which you didn't even have a look, yet )
-add 4 eggs, 1 small spoon vanilla and 300g white flour.
-get your 1-year-old away from the toilet and tell him he can't get fishes from the toilet seat.
-take the smoking teddy from the owen, open doors and windows to get some fresh air!
-add 1 small spoon of salt and 100g crunched hazelnuts. (try not to chrunch the kids the same time)
-take away the shaving machine from your 4 year old and lecture her! "don't shave your little brother, that's forbidden!"
-cook the cake in 180'C for 25 minutes.
THE ICING:
-mix 100g sugar, 50g melted chocholate and 50g margerine.
-take the burned, smoking teddybear from the owen and throw it into rubbish bin.
-add 2 dl milk, warm the icing carefully but don't let it get cooked.
-get your 1-year-old away from the toilet again and put him in his bed.
-try to tell your neighbour lady that firedepartment is not needed, you're just baking!
-clean the stove and throw away the rest of the icing.
-throw also the burned cake and open more windows.
-take the battery out from the annoying smoke-alarm.
-go to the shop to get a cake!
Chocolate Cake
-take away the teddybear from the owen and set the temperature to 180 'C
-melt 100g margerine in a pot.
-take the teddy again from the owen and lecture your 2 year old "bad girl, that's forbidden!"
-mix 200g sugar to the melted margerine.
-wash the rest of the margerine from your 1-year-old's hands and clean the walls.
- add three big spoons of chockopowder.
-take the scissors away from your 4-year-old and collect the pieces of your favourite magazine (which you didn't even have a look, yet )
-add 4 eggs, 1 small spoon vanilla and 300g white flour.
-get your 1-year-old away from the toilet and tell him he can't get fishes from the toilet seat.
-take the smoking teddy from the owen, open doors and windows to get some fresh air!
-add 1 small spoon of salt and 100g crunched hazelnuts. (try not to chrunch the kids the same time)
-take away the shaving machine from your 4 year old and lecture her! "don't shave your little brother, that's forbidden!"
-cook the cake in 180'C for 25 minutes.
THE ICING:
-mix 100g sugar, 50g melted chocholate and 50g margerine.
-take the burned, smoking teddybear from the owen and throw it into rubbish bin.
-add 2 dl milk, warm the icing carefully but don't let it get cooked.
-get your 1-year-old away from the toilet again and put him in his bed.
-try to tell your neighbour lady that firedepartment is not needed, you're just baking!
-clean the stove and throw away the rest of the icing.
-throw also the burned cake and open more windows.
-take the battery out from the annoying smoke-alarm.
-go to the shop to get a cake!
