[Abu Sukkar]

How to make ‘A Ruined life’

Ingredients

One sympathetic, opinionated Muslim
(preferred age between 16-50 but really any age will do.)


Instructions

• Season Muslim by holding him in interrogation for 28 days.
  
• Deny legal advice
  
• While he is basting, prepare trumped up charges. (Sticky or non stick either can be used)
  
• Place Muslim in prison on Gas Mark category A for 2 years.
  
• Release Muslim
  
• Check to see if he is broken
  
• Sprinkle with accusations
  
• Garnish with a control order
  
• Leave for Muslim community to shun

Voila!

You have A Ruined Life!


Cooking with the British Government « Moosey

 

[GuestFellow]

Wow that is original.

I heard America have their own recipe too.