Excuses for not doing your homework...

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Funny thread :-\

Whenever my teacher asked me i would just say "I left it at home" or "I thought it was due this day or that" or "Im too busy" or "I forgot" :-\

but usually there are times i get away with it without them asking,coz im such a good student :-\ jokes
 
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I've heard a few about messed up computers, printers out of ink and washing machines, but students like to be more innovative with excuses. Sometimes there's excuses of "my neighbour's dog ate it" or "I finished my homework, but I only had one copy of it on my USB flash drive, which stopped working". One student went as far as renaming a bitmap image file (.bmp) extension to a word document (.doc) and told me about how much effort went into completing the homework. Opening the file in word showed up very little in similarity to any human language that I'm aware of. Using a simple file extension repair tool showed the file to be a bitmap image of a Windows XP wallpaper (similar to: http://fantaasia.planet.ee/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/19_02_1-Autumn-Leaves_web.jpg).

Try to complete all homework set. If you cannot complete it for whatever reason; do not make up long stories. This will waste your time as well as your teachers time. Try to be honest.

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Try this:

"But Teacher you said it was homework, so I gave to my baby sister to keep her busy at home."
 
Ahmed Waheed said:
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I've heard a few about messed up computers, printers out of ink and washing machines, but students like to be more innovative with excuses. Sometimes there's excuses of "my neighbour's dog ate it" or "I finished my homework, but I only had one copy of it on my USB flash drive, which stopped working". One student went as far as renaming a bitmap image file (.bmp) extension to a word document (.doc) and told me about how much effort went into completing the homework. Opening the file in word showed up very little in similarity to any human language that I'm aware of. Using a simple file extension repair tool showed the file to be a bitmap image of a Windows XP wallpaper (similar to: http://fantaasia.planet.ee/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/19_02_1-Autumn-Leaves_web.jpg).

Try to complete all homework set. If you cannot complete it for whatever reason; do not make up long stories. This will waste your time as well as your teachers time. Try to be honest.

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Jazakallahu Khaayr, i always tried being honest with them teachers Alhamdulilaah

You must be a teacher, i guess it is hard for the teacher to deal with funnyor weird excuses :-\
 

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