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:sl: brothers/sisters.

I'm intending to do a graduation speech for my school although I don't know how to start off. Can anyone give me some ideas?

BarakAllahu Feekum.

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graduation speech yea i'll tell you :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
 
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ok so like start with a quote that may be shocking totally not done and will catch attention.


umm gimme some more on this n ill try find a quote
 
amani said:
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ok so like start with a quote that may be shocking totally not done and will catch attention.


umm gimme some more on this n ill try find a quote
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The theme of the speech is

"what am I taking with me as I leave Atlantic"


so if I start off with a quote, it has to do with the theme of the speech. I was thinking about a quote to begin with aswell, but I still have to search of a quote that has something to do with memories or graduation or something like that. A quote from a poem perhaps?

The speech cannot be more than 2 minutes.
 
salaams sis
If you were graduating from an islamic school or even a darul uloom i would have given you a few ideas . please verify if it is a islamic school or not. jazakalaah.:happy:
 
mualimaah said:
salaams sis
If you were graduating from an islamic school or even a darul uloom i would have given you a few ideas . please verify if it is a islamic school or not. jazakalaah.:happy:
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lol no not Islamic school unfortunately.
 
Halima said:
The theme of the speech is

"what am I taking with me as I leave Atlantic"


so if I start off with a quote, it has to do with the theme of the speech. I was thinking about a quote to begin with aswell, but I still have to search of a quote that has something to do with memories or graduation or something like that. A quote from a poem perhaps?

The speech cannot be more than 2 minutes.
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thats a good one i guess
 
Halima said:
:sl: brothers/sisters.

I'm intending to do a graduation speech for my school although I don't know how to start off. Can anyone give me some ideas?

BarakAllahu Feekum.

:w:
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Try this:

'How's it hanging, worms?

Looks like I graduated. Looks like all you turd-brains did too. You know what this proves? Miracles exist! There is a God! TAKBEER!

...and for clarification, that was a cue for my Muslim homies to say 'ALLAH HU AKBAR', not for my non-Muslim buds to run out and get a Stella.

But if you do want to go and get pissed, be my guest! Just remember, drink responsibly. And if you don't, please do, do, DO go out driving. You see, if you crash and die, it's one less crap-tongue to compete with! You cannot lose!

Or rather, I cannot NOT win!

So, at the end of the day, I guess what I'm trying to say is, ladies, gentlemen, respected teachers, respected classmates and chavs - God bless us every one.

You kinda liked that huh? The little Tiny Tim routine? Just pulls at the heart strings, don't it? 'Oooh, look at the little cripple we rule over because we can walk over him while he needs a crutch! Aww!'

Well, I've got news for you, boyos. You ain't got rule over but two things: Jack and s***. And Jack just left the building.

You may be wondering what the entire point of this diatribe is. Hell, so am I. But maybe this will do - it's an attempt by me to verbally defecate on all you chutney-holes. Not ALL you chutney-holes, you understand. I like a few of you. You're good mates.

But the chutney-holes know who they are. The sycophantic suck-ups concerned more with popularity than, you know, grades. The silly 'pretty boys and girls' more concerned with being complete butt-wipes by trading on their looks than, oh I don't know, being good and decent people.

And you, chavs. I have three words. Have. A. Bath.

You guys stink like a baked-bean-loving dragon with the runs. But they're better looking and can breathe fire.

So, dudes, really, what I'm trying to say is work hard, play hard. Play so hard in fact that you give yourself a coronary, just like many other stupid obese people who would rather sue McDonald's than just, say, not eating their food. Fatties of the world unite! You want to lose weight? Go to the gym, not the courtroom.

With that off my chest, I'd just like to say what an excellent time I've had at this school. There's been good times and bad. The good times are usually those I spent with my friends, and laughing at idiots. Which is fortunate, because this place is chock-full of idiots like chicken nuggets in Rick Waller's face.

Peace out boys n' girls. It's been a good one.'

Hmm.
 
Asslamu Alaikum

Mashallah Ta'ala, Sister Halima! So, I guess you are in university? That is great you want to do a graduation speech and have completed a degree, yes?

Well, you've got me thinking and I'll really like to help out a Sister, so you COULD start off with how you've spent your time there and what you've leanrt from? It could be only a couple of lines. Sister Halima, you've got me thinking!!!!!!!!

Inshallah Ta'ala you will come up with something! And the help you've recieved from other Brothers and Sisters will help you out!

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah