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i hope we can have the writing contest soon. what does everyone else think?
 
i hope so too! laughing my head off
 
I love reading, so yes a new writing competitions would be good
 
I can't remember, but who was it that used to organize previous competitions? br. Muezzin?
 
SFatima said:
ohh I be facing some serious competition then ! : )
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No way! ThisOldMan learned the archaic art of concocting utter rubber out of unbelievably simple ideas from the Great Rubbish Riter himself. Just so you know what you are going to face, let me give show you a sample of the Great Master's masterphish:

Chairman Mao had a secret weapon to deal with India. He would order all the Chinese males to line up ten abreast and march up the Himalayas right up to the Indian border. Then they would unleash their Water Weapon on the unsuspecting Indians. Preliminary estimates show that the resulting yellow deluge would inundate all Indian land less than 100 feet above sea level... to be continued.

See what I mean? Now you can go change your pampers.
 
Hey now, I'll have everyone here know that I am a champion writer of complete and total crap, and I have many incomplete stories and lousy poems to prove it.
 
ThisOldMan said:
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...Chairman Mao had a secret weapon to deal with India. He would order all the Chinese males to line up ten abreast and march up the Himalayas right up to the Indian border. Then they would unleash their Water Weapon on the unsuspecting Indians. Preliminary estimates show that the resulting yellow deluge would inundate all Indian land less than 100 feet above sea level... to be continued.

See what I mean? Now you can go change your pampers.
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hew sure looks unbeatable!

King of Nines said:
Hey now, I'll have everyone here know that I am a champion writer of complete and total crap, and I have many incomplete stories and lousy poems to prove it.
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not bad. tough competition as i said : )
 
SFatima said:
sure looks unbeatable!
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lol You haven't seen anything yet, my dear sister. Try this for size:

Sensible question: What's the solution to the global food shortage problem?

Nonsensical answer: Let's work towards producing 3-foot men!

That is 3-foot in height not 3-foot in length. Why? Simple logic. Shorter human beings consume less resources - less food needed, less accommodation needed, less of everything needed. Time was when might is right and 6-foot men ruled the world. Today? Really, do you have to be 6-foot tall to push the button that launches a nuclear missile?

Think about that.
 
Salam this is good idea, and May i Proposed a SUBJECT, Covering the BEST DAWAH, i guess should limit to 2pages...
 
ThisOldMan said:
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Sensible question: What's the solution to the global food shortage problem?

Nonsensical answer: Let's work towards producing 3-foot men!

That is 3-foot in height not 3-foot in length. Why?

Think about that.
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And your article would consist of suggestions on how to produce 3 foot men?

Good effort! but umm, a far more functional idea is to wipe the burdening population of earth, which is already happening and affecting the muslim side of the world for most. Engage in a fake war on terror, employ biological weapons, kaboom, the next generation is bound to be crippled with abnormalities, and will eliminate on its own, while some people will still be busy investing the 3 foot men idea, ahaha and they are going to loose!
 
SFatima said:
And your article would consist of suggestions on how to produce 3 foot men?
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First, we have to set up a committee to study the matter. Then the committee will appoint a panel to do a feasibility study. After that the findings of the panel will be passed to another committee to study it. Then this committee will appoint a panel to ... Isn't that how great civilizations go about getting things done?

Re: The Ongoing War Between Muslims and Others

Here's a perfectly ridiculous idea. Muslims should covertly encourage the Others to live their lifestyles to the extreme. Between drugs and Aids, the Others will soon wipe themselves off the face of the earth. Q.E.D. In the meantime, Muslims should carry out whole-heartedly and earnestly Allah's command to "go forth and multiply".
 
I approve of the 3-foot man idea. Before I became a Muslim, I used to go barhopping with a midget, and his bar tab was always cheap. The bad side of course was that he was a sloppy drunk after 2 beers.

But everyone will win. Alcoholics won't spend as much money on booze, and everyone else will have more food.
 
King of Nines said:
The bad side of course was that he was a sloppy drunk after 2 beers.
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That's probably because the midget was drinking from a beer glass meant for a 6-foot man. Give him his beer in a glass designed for a midget and he would have downed his beer in double digits.
 
ThisOldMan said:
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That's probably because the midget was drinking from a beer glass meant for a 6-foot man. Give him his beer in a glass designed for a midget and he would have downed his beer in double digits.
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Even better. You don't have to carry the sloppy drunk midget out to the car and the tab is still cheap. Midget beers are not that expensive.
 
ok i have no idea whats going on here, don't understand a thing about beers/alcohols , except their "benefits". :hmm:
 
Yeah, um, a writing contest wouldn't really require drunk midgets or whatever.

I'd love to enter if we have another one.

My suggestion:

Stories can be on any subject, no more than 5,000 words.

How does everybody else feel?