"Islamic" pickup lines.. PLEASE DO NOT TRY THESE OUT ON ANYONE

[Intisar]

Salaama Alaykum,

I've read this at least a billion times and it's very funny. I doubt people would actually use those lines..they're very degrading and corny.

W/Salaam

 

[The Ruler]

7."Assalamualaikum, so what time does a Hoor Al-3ayn like you have to be back in Jannah?"

that's more like a wonder-when-you're-gonna-die line.

 

[tearsofice21]

Assalamu 'alaikum

lol number 26 is soo corny.. I love it

 

[smile]

some dudes will be fools to be caught saying some of these lines

 

[umm-sulaim]

Assalamu alaikum,....

well does anyone remember this ayat about mocking, making fun of Allah(swt) revelation?

exactly!

sad thing is i actually heard a bro use 2 of these lines...miskeen :blind:

wassalaamu alaykum

 

[.:Umniyah:.]

ugh! If i had powers in this area, this thread would surely be closed!

SubhanAllah, this kind of joking has no place on an Islamic forum. This religion is'nt a joke. SubhanAllah.

 

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:salamext:

:lol: Jokes!! Astagfirullaah... :X

 

[AmarFaisal]

ugh! If i had powers in this area, this thread would surely be closed!

SubhanAllah, this kind of joking has no place on an Islamic forum. This religion is'nt a joke. SubhanAllah.

I AGREE!!...:raging:

 

[Woodrow]

Since I do have powers in this area:

:threadclo

It was a cute thread, but very inappropriate.