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The Male Version of Maxine
Men Strike Back!
How many men does it take to open a soda bottle?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!
Men Strike Back!
How many men does it take to open a soda bottle?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth!
Not so sure about the 'beer gut' bit though lol.
