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a parody of the other thread, which I have just noticed and really cracked me up!
1- The chef ( you'll never go hungry)
2- The hypochondriac (if you by mere chance get sick you know she is planning on killing you soon)
3- The obsessive compulsive (you'll never lose your car keys)
4- The Neurotic (for she can multi-task)
5- The overly medicated ( nothing better than a woman mellowed from drugs) we've $3 in the bank? greatttt, you spent our rent money on a new jacuzzi? I am cool with that.. we have nothing in the fridge? .. that is aight
6- The bargain shopper (she'll stretch your dollars) and you'll appreciate her in jimmy choo at half the price
7- The good story teller ( You'll drift blissfully to sleep sans the insomnia)
take heed!
1- The chef ( you'll never go hungry)
2- The hypochondriac (if you by mere chance get sick you know she is planning on killing you soon)
3- The obsessive compulsive (you'll never lose your car keys)
4- The Neurotic (for she can multi-task)
5- The overly medicated ( nothing better than a woman mellowed from drugs) we've $3 in the bank? greatttt, you spent our rent money on a new jacuzzi? I am cool with that.. we have nothing in the fridge? .. that is aight
6- The bargain shopper (she'll stretch your dollars) and you'll appreciate her in jimmy choo at half the price
7- The good story teller ( You'll drift blissfully to sleep sans the insomnia)
take heed!
