Need help with comedy scripts

[YM Usrah Umar]

salam everyone

radio ramadhan is comin on soon and i was told to do 1min comedy standup recordings. so far iv done how asian parents "cant pernounce things proprly" and "add on 2 hours when they like to", "they putting the volume up on tv even when ther speakin on the fone"

thers anothr 1 i came up, u kno how u get eid money or any type of money from family that they giv u, ur parents are like or urslf are like "no i cant take it...but really u want to take it lol"

is ther anything else i could speak about for 1 min?

 

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

it's the tradition in Indo-Pak subcontinent to touch feet of elders and they normally give some money and make dua.

Now a days , before showing this kind of respect , many kids ask : hey , how much u are going to give me ??? lol

My bro if sees any kid trying to touch his feet , starts screaming : I don't have money.