deen_2007
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:giggling: ;D ;D :giggling: OMG...this is so funny!! i had to share it...credit goes to this other sister on another forum...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
he agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about
five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but
I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing,
and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
*Moral: Never put a woman to the test.*
i hope i didnt offend any sisters on this forum......Brothers make sure you lock up all the kitchen equipment after you get married...
mg: :X :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
he agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about
five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but
I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband.She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing,
and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
*Moral: Never put a woman to the test.*
i hope i didnt offend any sisters on this forum......Brothers make sure you lock up all the kitchen equipment after you get married...
mg: :X :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
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