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Khalid Saifullah

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Every month when the Moulana gets his pay cheque, his whole body erupts into a rash and he has many allergic reactions, as if he was poisened.

After many months, the Mutawalis mustered the courage to ask him why this is happening.

The Molvi replied: "I'm allergic to peanuts"

:Emoji7::Emoji7::Emoji7:
 
I had to read this twice thinking what does peanuts have to do with pay day but then it dawned on me duh! The wage!! :facepalm:

It's clearly been a long day.

Good joke. Jazahka Allah for the smile.