PROOF That Women Are Evil

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We all know how women required time and money:
Women = Time x Money

And we all know that time is money:
Time = Money

Therefore women equal money squared:
Women = (Money)^2 (Women = Money x Money)

And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Therefore women equal (square root of evil) squared
Women = [sqrt(evil)]^2

And simple maths proves women are evil:
Women = Evil

Disprove that one using maths !! kay::coolalien

the problem occurs when you find the square root of evil.
each positive number has 2 square roots, a positive and a negative. assuming that "evil" is a positive entity then there must be two roots. if one is women, i wonder what the other root is...

 

[arabianprincess]

wow finally someone recognize it
omg u should see how i get my bros in trouble all the time :giggling:anyways i think we deserve and award for this rite... u need to have ceremony for this... so wat we r evil ........ that makes us more powerfulllllllll YAY for us:mmokay:

 

[Cabdullahi]

Now dont u start on me..... from london eh? Dont let me go there....

Women arent evil BUT they have an urgency in them to nag and big up london what heck is australia???:giggling:

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

Women arent evil BUT they have an urgency in them to nag

okay becasue you men dont listen.

 

[Cabdullahi]

okay becasue you men dont listen.

ahh! we dont listen okay fair enough but what ever happened to saying something or asking quietly just once not repeatedly saying stuff over and over again just once is enough!

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

because you men dont listen the first time.

 

[Cabdullahi]

because you men dont listen the first time.

SEE !!! that is what i call a pure toothache nagging ahh lol always on the look out for minor mistakes and faults and then to take advantage and nag:heated:

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

ooofff, you remind me of my brother!
what are you talking about, nagging? i answered to your statement.

you see this is what i dislike about men! turn around and make the women look bad!
can this thread be closed now?

 

[Cabdullahi]

i think i should stop now annoying ppl
yes women do nag but only because men are lazy thats it no more talk about this

 

[al_islam]

the problem occurs when you find the square root of evil.
each positive number has 2 square roots, a positive and a negative. assuming that "evil" is a positive entity then there must be two roots. if one is women, i wonder what the other root is...

Your close, but your wrong.

Before the thread gets closed, Im going to put you all out of your misery.

Mathemtical rules state that every root has a positve and negative outcome.

Now if you get positive square root of evil women (positive x negative = negative), then you get evil women.

HOWEVER, if you get negative square root of evil women then (negative x negative = positive), you get a postive root .... so good women DO exist.

Its just a brain buster, no need to start crying kids.


Dear Aussiewoman,

The day you guys figure out how to make you toilets flush the right way round, will be the day you have a decent case to present to me.

PS watch out for another controversial thread, coutsey of al_islam productions. (copyrighted)
Peace

 

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:salamext:

This is the HUMOUR section - please keep it humourous. :-\

 

[guyabano]

oh boy... I thought, I'm in the humor section, and now I'm in the middle of a gender war. :hmm:

 

[al_islam]

I Reiterate:



Your close, but your wrong.

Before the thread gets closed, Im going to put you all out of your misery.

Mathemtical rules state that every root has a positve and negative outcome.

Now if you get positive square root of evil women (positive x negative = negative), then you get evil women.

HOWEVER, if you get negative square root of evil women then (negative x negative = positive), you get a postive root .... so good women DO exist.

 

[Ebtisweetsam]

Dear Aussiewoman,

The day you guys figure out how to make you toilets flush the right way round, will be the day you have a decent case to present to me.

PS watch out for another controversial thread, coutsey of al_islam productions. (copyrighted)
Peace

I think Id like to have the last word here b4 this thread really DOES get closed:
Firstly London Boy: No wonder u only have one rep...... u dont even know what peace is, starting up this silly thread....
Secondly... u and ur toilets flush the right way garbage... urs must flush over ur head or something.... ive been to three different countries, and they all fluch the same way.
And thirdly, read these stats, and u'll learn a little about ur little gross city:
During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries.

The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the seats:

. 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)

. 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)

. vomit originating from at least 9 separate people

. human urine originating from at least 4 separate people

. human excrement

. rodent excrement

. human semen

When the seats were taken apart, they found:

the remains of 6 mice

. the remains of 2 large rats

. 1 previously unheard of fungus

It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people. It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground.

It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.
:threadclo

 

[al_islam]

I dont use the London Underground anways, I wouldnt know.

keyword:

HUMOUR THREAD

 

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


Just don't mess about plz.. otherwise it'll have to be closed. Jazak Allah khayr everyone.

 

[united]

I Reiterate:



Your close, but your wrong.

Before the thread gets closed, Im going to put you all out of your misery.

Mathemtical rules state that every root has a positve and negative outcome.

Now if you get positive square root of evil women (positive x negative = negative), then you get evil women.

HOWEVER, if you get negative square root of evil women then (negative x negative = positive), you get a postive root .... so good women DO exist.

it should be "case solved"
but complex roots also exist... and this isnt a simple matter

 

[Muezzin]

All right, it looks like everybody has had a laugh, and the mathematical equation has finally been balanced.

Time to close it before a war breaks out.