[786rani]

SLIP OF TONGUE

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "ohh crap …":rant: rani

 

[Devoted]

mAY Allah protect me (And you) from marrying to a MAN like that..yeah im a hopelles romanticus and yes i believe in love

 

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
lol, mashallah
jazakallah for that
wasalam

 

[------]

Lolll thats jokezzzzzzzz ;D

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol that mans a fish!!!!!!

 

[Hijaabi22]

[banana]lol^^^^^[/banana]

 

[Kittygyal]

sALAM,

lolZ but am sure i heard this b4 tho

W.salam

 

[786rani]

thanx ppl, i'm not married. i'm 2 young! ait was a joke a friend shared with me!
rani

 

[Anonymous.92]

Lol!

 

[rahi]

lol it was good.:giggling:

 

[shariq_0189]

ncie tht was really good.

 

[Muslimaatan]

ohhhhhhh shooooootzz...i didn't know he gonna say that!! LOLZZZ ..wooow..datz messed uppppp!!! loooooooooolzz

 

[beliefindeath]

Salam

LOL, should've been posted on halal funny jokes,
but nevermind

Wassalam

 

[syilla]

in malay words (it is more like slang).... 'KANTOI DAH'.

hehehe....

 

[extinction]

lol what a dunce....never read the book on playing(j.k there is no book)