Tanz O Mazha

[era]

ek shayr

k meer chaltay gay chaltay gay chaltay gay.........
aur...........gali aatay hi mudh gay

 

[waji]

Kiya Batoon:rant: meray Dil main kiya hay :rollseyes
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Arrey:mmokay:
arteries,veins aur blood hay aur kiya kay:

 

[waji]

reaaaaaaaaally ? mg:

:happy: koi shaak hay apko

 

[waji]

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya:loving:
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?:-\

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai:rollseyes
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha:mmokay:

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Thaffended:

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge:Evil:
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge:smile:

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Kaun?:?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Reason:grumbling

Shaadi ke pehle - chal chayya chayya
Shaadi ke baad - Aao aab laut chale:-\

 

[waji]

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[Lonely_Boy]

Good One Brother

 

[life]

Re: Shayiri

My first try:

Eik bakree paharr per charhee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur charhatee gayee

Aur dosri taraf say uttar gayee...

LOL nice try bro far7an ............

 

[life]

nice shairi bro wkas...........

 

[waji]

Here'z a conversation between two guyz X n Y::argue:

X: aap chinese hein?:? :rollseyes
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!:rant:
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai...:rollseyes lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! :rant: ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan, aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai,:exhausted yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to the roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun......:enough!: ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se......:grumbling .:'( :uuh: :enough!:
X: acha!:Evil: to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein?:?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?:sunny:
Y: acha haan...:heated: huun phir?
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X: Achaa!!!!!!!!!!! :uuh: LAGTAY TO NAHI;D

 

[gr8man]

Haha very GUD
but bro can u tell me werez the funny thing in ur post

 

[waji]

MURGI USKE TEEN BACCHON K SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...
ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PAANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...
AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...???
BOLO BOLO....
ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE .....
BOLO BOLO...
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BACHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI............

 

[waji]

Santa asks Banta: Y do U prefer Prepaid connection over Postpaid?
Banta: Prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme Call kay baad Bill Barhnay ke bajaye kam hota hai..

 

[waji]

Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,
where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him "Oye Puttar, tenu ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"