Teacher vs Dennis

[Abdul-Raouf]

Teacher vs Dennis
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Teacher : Why have you come late ?

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Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.​

Teacher : Tell me the truth.​

Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign​

Teacher : Sign... what sign​

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "​

************ *****​

Teacher : Dennis.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table​

Dennis : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.​

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Teacher : Dennis... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "​

Dennis : I is.......... .​

Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come​

Dennis : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets​

************ *******​

(during maths period)​

Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have​

Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home

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Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant​

Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T​

Teacher : It is wrong​

Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it

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Teacher :Dennis....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays​

Dennis : Here it is sir​

Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?​

Dennis : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's​

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Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history​

Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born​

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[-Asadullah-]

Salamu Alaykum

HAHA, those are good. Fav:

(during maths period)

Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have

Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home​

 

[Al-Zaara]

Teacher vs Dennis​

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Teacher : Why have you come late ?​

Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.​

Teacher : Tell me the truth.​

Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign​

Teacher : Sign... what sign​

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "​

************ *****​

That's an excuse I'm going to use. :giggling: lol

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Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history​

Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born​

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Hahaha. Funny post!​

 

[Amz]

loll i think dennis won

 

[Umm Hurairah]

Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lol I've already heard all of dem and ma fav is this one:

Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant

Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T

Teacher : It is wrong

Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it

:giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling: :giggling::giggling::giggling:

 

[Abdul-Raouf]

****** bump *******

 

[Cabdullahi]

Teacher: Abdullahii! why are you late?

Abdullahi : sir i have this old toaster it takes time to warm up thats why im late



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Teacher : Abdullahii GO! to the end of the lunch queue

Abdullahii : But sir there is already someone there

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

lol awesome thread

Dennis and Abdullahi are geeky :-\

 

[Ameer Hamza]

Teacher : Why have you come late ?

Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.

Teacher : Tell me the truth.
Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign

Teacher : Sign... what sign

Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "

LOL
Very funny:rock:

 

[sohail1234]

hhaahhahahahahahah very funny