the greatest gift fir women in janna

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The greater gift for women in janna is



That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

No it's a jock I don't known ;D ;D

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It's a lame jock sorry
 
The greater gift for women in janna is



That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

No it's a jock I don't known ;D ;D

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It's a lame jock sorry

Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.
 
Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.

Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(
 
Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(
you are a true bro :cry: you saved me
 
Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(

You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air
[MENTION=42085]syphax[/MENTION] i knew since your first post you were going to bring humour here :D keep it up
 
Jokes about overweight people? Really

He didn't joke about overweight people.

The prophet muhammed pbuh wouldnt like us to joke about people in such a way

Actually there is a similar joke the prophet pbuh made about old people.


As related by Hasan, an old lady from the Ansar (residents of Medina) came to the Prophet and told him:
“Please make a dua (supplication) for me that I go to heaven.”

The Prophet replied: “Did you not hear it? Old women cannot go to heaven.”

The old lady became upset upon this. Then the Prophet said smiling: “Have you not read the verse: "We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation and made them virgins, devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age” (Al-Vaqiah, 56/35-37). Then he explained to the old lady in a pleasant manner that old women would go to heaven as young girls, and he cheered her up.​

You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air

loooool for a second there you almost got me ;D good one.
 
I look forward to it.

Prednisone and a hormone disorder did me no favors on the scale ;)
 

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