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- Gender
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- Religion
- Islam
Wonderfully described definitions ....paradoxical
Ultimate Definitions.......
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
Ultimate Definitions.......
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
