why are wedding dresses white?

[aadil77]

get ready...

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and takes him on a walkabout,

He shows him the fridge and asks him what is the colour, towhich the son replies : ' WHITE '.

he does the same for the dishwasher,

the washing machine,

the stove, etc etc.

Then he tells the son:









'Son, all household appliances come in white.'​

;D oh: :-[

 

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LOL omg, that's so messed up :X

 

[The Ruler]

But that's old. Nowadays most household appliances come in grey/black. Mostly in grey.

... And, tada:

 

[nebula]

haha! :thumbs_up

 

[Güven]

But that's old. Nowadays most household appliances come in grey/black. Mostly in grey.

... And, tada:

http://veiltales.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/gray-tux1.jpg

A grey fridge/washing machine/dishwasher ? that sounds horrible :hmm:

NO they are not...the colour white is still the most popular.

 

[The Ruler]

A grey fridge/washing machine/dishwasher ? that sounds horrible :hmm:

NO they are not...the colour white is still the most popular.

Uhm, actually you'll find that most white appliances are out of market. Just like almost all TVs are now black. *_*

White gets scratched easily, looks ugly, and is simply disgusting.

Grey fridge:

Grey washing machine:

Grey dishwasher:

 

[aadil77]

lol I have that same washing machine^

but anyway you guys get the point :thumbs_up

 

[Güven]

Uhm, actually you'll find that most white appliances are out of market. Just like almost all TVs are now black. *_*

White gets scratched easily, looks ugly, and is simply disgusting.

Grey fridge:

Grey washing machine:

Grey dishwasher:

http://www.dishwasherreviews.org.uk...08/11/kenwood-kdw12sl3a-silver-dishwasher.jpg

ho~ I worked in an electronics store and guess what most of the customers preferred ?

oke , There are some Grey American Fridges that are rising in the market but those are not as popular as the whites.

The newest appliances that came into market are white

TV's are not household appliances btw.

 

[The Ruler]

^No, but it is an electrical appliance. And I was giving an example.

People in Holland must have bad choice in colors.

Besides, ta-da:

And even though white is traditional, nowadays wedding dresses come in red, blue, pink, green etc. Whereas tuxedos are still grey/black/white.

 

[Güven]

^No, but it is an electrical appliance. And I was giving an example.

People in Holland must have bad choice in colors.



And even though white is traditional, nowadays wedding dresses come in red, blue, pink, green etc. Whereas tuxedos are still grey/black/white.

Red ? Pink? Green? :?

Tuxedo's are usually black.

I think YOU must have bad choice in colours. :X

 

[The Ruler]

Red ? Pink? Green? :?

Hai.

Tuxedo's are usually black.

Usually... But not always.

I think YOU must have bad choice in colours. :X

Kamikorosu yo Guu-chan =_= But I don't pick the colors... The designers do. And they create what the general public want.

 

[Güven]

Hai.

I can understand red and MAYBE green , some people want something unusual at their wedding.

but PINK? :skeleton:

Usually... But not always.

Black = Normal/suitable/perfect.

Grey/white is however not.

Kamikorosu yo Guu-chan =_= But I don't pick the colors... The designers do. And they create what the general public want.

oho , well they are obviously failing... they only attract people who have a bad choice in colours....like you. =_=

 

[BintAmjad]

OMG!!!!! that is soooo unfair a women is definately not/never was/never will be a household appliance

 

[Beardo]

I knew there was some sort of relations!

 

[Beardo]

I just started catching on actually. I realized this is gender war over here. Fighting for gender dignity!

 

[The Ruler]

I can understand red and MAYBE green , some people want something unusual at their wedding.

but PINK? :skeleton:

Pink is girly, so I suppose that justifies the color?

Grey/white is however not.

Yet there are many.

oho , well they are obviously failing... they only attract people who have a bad choice in colours....like you. =_=

Ima wa hontoni anata ga koro****ai. =_=

Men in white:

Women in black:

... Though I prefer a much much more moderate version of the above.

 

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Sis Ruler, are you saying the guys wear red, green or pink or the women?

 

[aadil77]

whats with all the kung fu lyrics ?? could they have some secret dodgy meaning that we shouldn't know ?

 

[The Ruler]

Sis Ruler, are you saying the guys wear red, green or pink or the women?

No, the women do.

aadil77: Hmmh, could do. Hence 2/3 of the word is censored. *_* But no, the meaning is pure. Haha~ ^_^

 

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Whys that weird lol. If you look at Indo/Pak and other cultures...they have like every color. I think it was Guven who thought it was weird lol.