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I read this somewhere and found it funny to share here.... just to make those who currently are doing exams to have some laughs and brighten their moods 
May Allah make it easy on everyone have exams here "including me"
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A year has 365 days for you to study. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]After taking away 52 Sundays, there are [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only 313 days left. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]There are 50 days in the summer that is [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]way too hot to work so there [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are only 263 days left. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]counts up to 122 days so now [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]we're left with 141 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]If we fooled around for only 1 hour a [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]day, 15 days are gone, so we [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are left with 126 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days are used in this way in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year, and we are left with 96 days [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]in our year. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 1 hour a day speaking to [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]friends and family, that takes [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]away 15 days more and we are left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]81 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Exams and tests take up at least 35 [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days in your year, hence you are [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only left with 46 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Taking off approximately 40 days of [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]holidays, you are only left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]6 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days, you're left with 3 days in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year to study! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Let's say you only go out for 2 days! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]You are left with 1 day! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]But that 1 day is your birthday... [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]so... [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams. [/FONT]
'Make things easy not difficult and be cheerful not threatening'
(Bukhari N Muslim)
source
I am not sure whether this is the right place or the Puzzles & Humour section is the right one :?

May Allah make it easy on everyone have exams here "including me"
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]A year has 365 days for you to study. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]After taking away 52 Sundays, there are [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only 313 days left. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]There are 50 days in the summer that is [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]way too hot to work so there [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are only 263 days left. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]counts up to 122 days so now [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]we're left with 141 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]If we fooled around for only 1 hour a [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]day, 15 days are gone, so we [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]are left with 126 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days are used in this way in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year, and we are left with 96 days [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]in our year. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]We spend 1 hour a day speaking to [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]friends and family, that takes [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]away 15 days more and we are left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]81 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Exams and tests take up at least 35 [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days in your year, hence you are [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]only left with 46 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Taking off approximately 40 days of [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]holidays, you are only left with [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]6 days. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]days, you're left with 3 days in [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]the year to study! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Let's say you only go out for 2 days! [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]You are left with 1 day! [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]But that 1 day is your birthday... [/FONT]

[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]so... [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams. [/FONT]


(Bukhari N Muslim)
source
I am not sure whether this is the right place or the Puzzles & Humour section is the right one :?
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