Woman to marry fairground ride

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A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.

She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13.

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

"I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

Wolfe sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling. She also carries its spare nuts and bolts around in a bid to feel closer to the machinery.

"I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she added. "It's a part of who I am."

After the wedding she plans to change her name to Amy Weber, in honour of the manufacturer of the attraction.
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Subhanallah some people are just unbelievable :exhausted
 
This will probably become acceptable someday as well, and people will be parading the streets with their objects of lust- bowling balls, telephones, beanbag chairs, They'll fight for marriage rights and God knows what else. I see a bright future ahead.
 
crayon said:
This will probably become acceptable someday as well, and people will be parading the streets with their objects of lust- bowling balls, telephones, beanbag chairs, They'll fight for marriage rights and God knows what else. I see a bright future ahead.
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and not to mention divorce! It will be interesting to see who gets what and how much. Meh cant wait for the first divorce between a human and an object.




Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.
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wondering if that condition really exist? :hmm:
 
Alpha Dude said:
I hope nobody ridicules this. These people are born that way.. it's in their genes. We should accept them for what they are. Give them their rights. No need to be bigoted.
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Of course! Only bigots would say this relationship isn't as good as between a man and a woman!
 
Ar-RaYYan said:
lol

do remember brother that you are allowed up to 4 wives ;D
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lol, no no brother im a one leisure pursuit attraction kinda guy, u know where you are with a bouncy castle theres many ups and downs but you always bounce back.:hiding:
 
I saw a programme about guys that loved cars and actually consumated their relationships with them, now I am not being cruel in any way but surely there is some debate as to whether these ppl should be under section or not
 
Tony said:
I saw a programme about guys that loved cars and actually consumated their relationships with them, now I am not being cruel in any way but surely there is some debate as to whether these ppl should be under section or not
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I think it could be considered as a Fetish. I would not consider it to be healthy. Not something which I find amusing...
 
Alpha Dude said:
I hope nobody ridicules this. These people are born that way.. it's in their genes. We should accept them for what they are. Give them their rights. No need to be bigoted.
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Doesn't it fall under the same category as people considering homosexuality as genetic?

It's kinda odd...never ever heard of such a thing.

Allahu Alam.
 
Guestfellow said:
I think it could be considered as a Fetish. I would not consider it to be healthy. Not something which I find amusing...
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Yes bro, joking aside its probably not very pleasant for the person going thru it, the woman in op actually married a garden fence prior to this, someone needs to help them somehow but i would be at a loss to know how
 
Light of Heaven said:
Doesn't it fall under the same category as people considering homosexuality as genetic?

It's kinda odd...never ever heard of such a thing.

Allahu Alam.
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same here! i didnt think something as odd as that would really exist and i thought that condition didnt exist until br Alpha posted that wiki info.
 
america is a odd place, fat people shud just start marrying pizzas nd supersize fries nd see how long they can resist
 
This reminds me or my heart breaking first love. I so dearly wanted to marry the Eiffel tower, she was such a cute French fancy. I gave her all I had, promised my everlasting fidelity and the ungrateful winch ran off and eloped with the "Rock of Gibraltar" Blasted hussy favored brute strength over sensitivity. I will never trust another French structure again.
 
^lol
This story reminds me of a lady who was married to the berlin wall and was devastated when it was demolished.
ridiculous
salam
 
Woodrow said:
This reminds me or my heart breaking first love. I so dearly wanted to marry the Eiffel tower, she was such a cute French fancy. I gave her all I had, promised my everlasting fidelity and the ungrateful winch ran off and eloped with the "Rock of Gibraltar" Blasted hussy favored brute strength over sensitivity. I will never trust another French structure again.
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Loool. *Dies* Grampa Woody...wow nice joke! :D
 

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