Your Grand-Children will Pay!

Khalid Saifullah

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A signboard outside a restaurant read:

"Eat as much as you can, your grand children will settle the bill"...

So a man entered the restaurant and ate for ten people. He ordered the most delectable of dishes, the most exotic drinks and finished off with some lovely malva pudding.

When he literally couldn't fit a grain of rice in his mouth, he let out a loud satisfying burp, got a toothpick and began relaxing in contentment, admiring the sunset.

Suddenly the waiter appeared and gave him a huge bill. He just laughed and pointed to the signboard: "Don't you see, my grandchildren will pay"
The waiter replied,

"This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's bill. He was here last night and ate double your amount"

The man fainted....
 
Lol, just wait till he sends his nephews around..

Ghetto joke...but not really.

:/
 
Serves him right, lol, I just can't stand it when people gorge themselves at buffets like they have bottomless pits for stomachs. It makes my stomach hurt and I haven't eaten a thing.
 

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