urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
1 Sahib dosray sahib say: Aap ka Kutta to bilkul Shair Dikhta hay, Kia khilatay hain aap is ko?
Dosra Admi: O bhai yeh Shair he hay, Sala Piyar Muhabat kay chakkar main per kar Kuttay jaisa ho gia hay.
OMG shukar ha ma sher nhe...i am a TIGER....
wasay aside from joke, its true "ya eshiq nhe ha asan..ek aag ka darya ha or doub kay jana ha...even if u say of love with ALLAH SWT...
Polio kay Qatray pilanay wali team nay pathan kay ghar ka darwaza khatkhatya.
Pathan bahir aya or team ko dekha or apni begum ko Awaaz dee, "Begum Bandook or Kartoos kahan hain?"
Polio team yeh sun kar bhag gai.
Pathan un kay pechay gia or un ko pakar kar kaha... Dartay kion ho yeh mery bachon kay naam hain :X
LOL awwh I love pathans. they're too cute
"Allâh is sufficient for me. None has the right to be worshiped but He, in Him I put my trust and He is the Lord of the Mighty Throne."[Tawbah: 129]
^ OMG.... i never like this narrowness that i am pathan and i am pujabi.
but i remember hum log being Hindku speaker, university ma pashto speaker doston ko buhat tang kartay thay...ek din hum log bathay thay to hum ny kaha "bato gadhay or pathan ma kia chezeen ek jasi han......" lol
ek nay kaha; donon kay bachay baray khoubsorat hotay ha,
2nd bola; bary ho ka kar donon transportation kay kam aaty han (mostly pathan in Pakistan do transport business)
and i sadi; donon Pushto boltay han...............................................
i remember is bat pay hum dost buhat dar tak hunstay rahay or phr hum log humesa pushto walay doston say pouthay that ka butao na gudha (donkey) kon si zuban bolta ha....lol
PS. its just only a joke and i just share as a fun. otherwise i do respect and like our pushto muslims brothers alot.
Ek Truck dusre Truck ko khinch raha tha. Yeh dekh K SARDARJI haskar lot pot hoke gir pade aur bole:
Ek RASSI KA TUKDA UTHANE K LIYE 2-2 TRUCK!!
1 ladke ne Salatul Hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua?
Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye
1 ladke ne salatul hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "ay allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua?
Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye
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