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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
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    Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.

    Umeed hey k aap samajh gai hon gee
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Endymion View Post
    Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.

    Umeed hey k aap samajh gai hon gee
    mujhe photo ka background bahot achcha laga.........
    Wo mere native place me jaise ghar hote hain waisa lag raha hai....
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Endymion View Post
    Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.
    u miss some details about background.
    shahir ka tahalaq punjab say ha or us kay gunjrawala no ki motorcyle ha. shahir upna dukhon ko baray dilkush andaz ma bayan kartay hoey kehta ha ka...erz ha,
    kuj sahar day log wi zalam san
    kuj sanoon wi meran da shoq wi si..
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    i hope ap log isy buhut enjoy karin gay..
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    Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!!
    "You are with the one you love"
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    format_quote Originally Posted by tigerkhan View Post
    kuj sahar day log wi zalam san
    kuj sanoon wi meran da shoq wi si..
    ab iska matlab?
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    Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!!
    "You are with the one you love"
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    Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!!
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Pure Purple View Post
    ab iska matlab?
    is ka sara taste kharab ho jaye ga agar tashreeh li gae....
    anyway is ka matlab ha 'sar mundatay hi olay paray'
    or sar mundatay hi olay paray' ka mutlab ha 'asman say gira khajoor ma atka'...
    asman say gira khajoor ma atka... ka matlab endymion batae gi...bcz she shared this joke first....lol
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    asman say gira khajoor ma atka..
    mujhe is muhavre ka matlab pata hai....jazakallah
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    ^ Nahin, Kamal. Tu nahin samajh sakta...mai use bhool nahin sakta.



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