urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.
! L0ve W@lk!ng !n R@!n Bec@use N0b0dy C@n See Me Cry!ng!!
Frog [to Sardar] :Tumharay paas dimagh nai hay
Sardar: Hay
Frog: nai hay
Sardar: Hay
The frog jumps into a lake
Sardar: Isme suicide kernay walee kiya baat thee
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
! L0ve W@lk!ng !n R@!n Bec@use N0b0dy C@n See Me Cry!ng!!
Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.
Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.
"Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."
Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.
"Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."
1. Ek Doctor Ne Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Tha Laikin Usay Behosh Karnay Kikoi Dawa Nahi Mili" Ek Ladka Pass Hi Khada Tha, Us Ne Kaha"meri Jorabain (moza) Usay Songha Dain.doctor Ne Kaha Mujhay Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Hay Marna Nahi.........
2. onece a sardar gi(sikh) was dancing on dool sound. all the people was worried about him . he was putting bangra dance on full vloume dool.one man came n asked sardar gi y are u dancing. he answered that my brother is died.man said ur brother is died n u are dancing. sardar replied all the world say that sardara have no mind but my brother is died becoz of brain cancer so it is proved that we have brain . let me dance n do ur work.
sari dunya no dus larn day kay sada vi damag hunda ai.....dum dum dum ..........bangra bangra
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