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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
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    Zulf hatakir dekha who ladki nahi ladka tha
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    that was really funny. gd one sis.
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    thats a gd one too gr8man
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    hahah thats cool hahaha
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

    Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

    maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

    bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge



    Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

    Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya
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    ka hal hay
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Frog [to Sardar] :Tumharay paas dimagh nai hay
    Sardar: Hay
    Frog: nai hay
    Sardar: Hay
    The frog jumps into a lake
    Sardar: Isme suicide kernay walee kiya baat thee
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    Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
    Sambha: Sardar 2
    Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
    Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
    Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
    Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
    Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
    Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
    Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
    Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
    Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
    Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
    Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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    Re: Urdu Jokes



    1 day sardarji had a dream dat sum1 killed him..

    next day he cleared hi bank account...

    why??

    Bcoz in bank it was written " we make all ur dreamz come true.."


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    format_quote Originally Posted by gr8man View Post
    Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

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    Very funny
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    ^lol funny@grtman

    Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.

    "Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."

    Isse aik andhere kamre mein le jaya geya jahan agar battiyan jal rahi theen. Chand lamhon baad aik bhari awaaz sunai di...

    "Kyun aaye barkhordaar?" Kareeb se aamal sahib ke chele ne bache ko tohka diya, "Tere dada bol rahe hain, bol keya poochna hai!"

    "Dada jaan," bache ne sar khujate huey kaha, "Mujhe sirf ye poochna tha ke aapki rooh yahan keya kar rahi hai? Jabke aapka to abhi intikaal nahi hua!"

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    very funny
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslimah_Sis View Post
    ^lol funny@grtman

    Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.

    "Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."

    Isse aik andhere kamre mein le jaya geya jahan agar battiyan jal rahi theen. Chand lamhon baad aik bhari awaaz sunai di...

    "Kyun aaye barkhordaar?" Kareeb se aamal sahib ke chele ne bache ko tohka diya, "Tere dada bol rahe hain, bol keya poochna hai!"

    "Dada jaan," bache ne sar khujate huey kaha, "Mujhe sirf ye poochna tha ke aapki rooh yahan keya kar rahi hai? Jabke aapka to abhi intikaal nahi hua!"

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    Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
    Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
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    Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
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    1. Ek Doctor Ne Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Tha Laikin Usay Behosh Karnay Kikoi Dawa Nahi Mili" Ek Ladka Pass Hi Khada Tha, Us Ne Kaha"meri Jorabain (moza) Usay Songha Dain.doctor Ne Kaha Mujhay Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Hay Marna Nahi.........


    2. onece a sardar gi(sikh) was dancing on dool sound. all the people was worried about him . he was putting bangra dance on full vloume dool.one man came n asked sardar gi y are u dancing. he answered that my brother is died.man said ur brother is died n u are dancing. sardar replied all the world say that sardara have no mind but my brother is died becoz of brain cancer so it is proved that we have brain . let me dance n do ur work.

    sari dunya no dus larn day kay sada vi damag hunda ai.....dum dum dum ..........bangra bangra

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