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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
    Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    jajaja..

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    lol..

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    salaam,
    i have herd this joke b4.....pretyy funy ..!lol
    ma'salamah
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    are humble" (Qur'an Al-Baqara 2:45)

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    lol..

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    lol
    dat ws funny

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    hehehehe gud 1......
    ok i got dis lil funny poem fingy:

    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

    ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Lol Dat Wa Funny

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

    ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya
    lol

    lakin uske ending ache nahi hay, asay hona chaeeya joke:

    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

    ke zAk ke jeeb main wAk kaha say aya...

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Danish you understand Urdu?? Masha Allah!

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    good jokes.

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    that was fuuny so funny that made my stomche laugh

    lol

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    How abt u translate the joke into english or is too hard

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    your right it won't be funny at all

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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
    tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....

    ke paagalor ki stock mein neya maal aya
    hahaha bohat funny tha !

    mulaheza ho :

    ek ladki thi deewani si,
    ek ladke pe wo marti thi
    chori-chori SMS kiya karti thi,
    kuch kahna tha shayad usko,
    par mobile ke bill se darti thi!!!!
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

    Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

    Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Maine poocha chand se...

    Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

    Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Macchar ne jo kata...

    dil main mere junoon tha.

    Khujli hui itni...

    dil be sukoon tha.

    Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....

    sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

    Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

    Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

    Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

    jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.

    Khudkhushi karne chala,

    Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.
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