Well yeh aik new thread Start ker raha hon yahan per sub apnay funny articles or poetry wagera share kar saktay hian ........Phela start meri taraf say hia
Oh Allah! I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!:rant:
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! :rant: ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!:mad:
X: ok, waisay bhai jan,:rolleyes: aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay ke baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein ke kia aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to the roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)...
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun......:enough!: ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se......:grumbling .:'( :enough!:
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too...
in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?:sunny:
Y: acha haan... huun phir?
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X: Achaa!!!!!!!!!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI
Santa asks Banta: Y do U prefer Prepaid connection over Postpaid?
Banta: Prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme Call kay baad Bill Barhnay ke bajaye kam hota hai..
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar,
where he lives, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return. He called up his mother
to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the
next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught
mother ran and asked him "Oye Puttar, tenu ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oye,
ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur
pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
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