Futuwwa
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I just figured it out. Hear up, for this is the conspiracy theory post that will revolutionize and define conspiracy theorizing for all time!
There is no New World Order (NWO). All you intrepid conspiracy theorists who think you're onto it have just been duped by the New New World Order (NNWO). This insidious, invisible group of people are trying to take over the world. I'm not exactly sure who they are or what they will do with the world when they manage to take it over, but they exist and they surely intend to take it over. The fact that nobody has been able to uncover who exactly they are and what their ultimate goal is just constitutes proof of how good the NNWO is at secrecy.
Yet, they know that despite their prowess, there is no way to maintain and propagate a conspiracy that vast without leaving small traces that the intrepid will eventually notice and begin figuring things out. So the NNWO had to find a way to keep itself from being uncovered, despite the traces. So instead of coverup, they made sure that those who noticed them would be led on towards the wrong conclusions and end up chasing dead ends. And for that, they carried out the greatest obfuscation in the history of humanity: The existence of the NWO, the continued existence of the Bavarian Illuminati, and the involvement of the Freemasons in world conspiracy. They intentionally led conspiracy theorists astray to divert attention away from themselves! Some of the most prominent members of the conspiracy theorist community are in fact agents of the NNWO!
Wake up, people! Just as the illusion of freedom is the most powerful tool of subjugation in existence, the illusion of having figured it all out is the most powerful tool of obfuscation in existence! You think you are fighting to expose the sinister shadowy forces that would rule over us, but you are in fact unknowingly helping them keep their secrets!
There is no New World Order (NWO). All you intrepid conspiracy theorists who think you're onto it have just been duped by the New New World Order (NNWO). This insidious, invisible group of people are trying to take over the world. I'm not exactly sure who they are or what they will do with the world when they manage to take it over, but they exist and they surely intend to take it over. The fact that nobody has been able to uncover who exactly they are and what their ultimate goal is just constitutes proof of how good the NNWO is at secrecy.
Yet, they know that despite their prowess, there is no way to maintain and propagate a conspiracy that vast without leaving small traces that the intrepid will eventually notice and begin figuring things out. So the NNWO had to find a way to keep itself from being uncovered, despite the traces. So instead of coverup, they made sure that those who noticed them would be led on towards the wrong conclusions and end up chasing dead ends. And for that, they carried out the greatest obfuscation in the history of humanity: The existence of the NWO, the continued existence of the Bavarian Illuminati, and the involvement of the Freemasons in world conspiracy. They intentionally led conspiracy theorists astray to divert attention away from themselves! Some of the most prominent members of the conspiracy theorist community are in fact agents of the NNWO!
Wake up, people! Just as the illusion of freedom is the most powerful tool of subjugation in existence, the illusion of having figured it all out is the most powerful tool of obfuscation in existence! You think you are fighting to expose the sinister shadowy forces that would rule over us, but you are in fact unknowingly helping them keep their secrets!
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