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Beardo
09-27-2010, 06:11 AM
My friend and I just had this conversation:


Ziyaad: well my indian friend looks muslim, so i was on the phone and i did this twice, i say ok asalamualaikum
me: looool
Ziyaad: then when im like, crapaap
me: whatd he say
xD
Ziyaad: then im like, oh no dude im talking to my mom what were you saying?
smooooth :)
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Cabdullahi
09-27-2010, 06:22 AM
I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

I walk in and see the halal sign

me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !
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Muslim Woman
09-27-2010, 06:52 AM
Salaam

salesman claimed that he is a Muslim and he slaugthered the animal ? It does not matter if a non-Muslims sells the meat as long as it was slaughtered by Muslims or people of the holy books.

And Allah Knows Best.
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tango92
09-27-2010, 06:54 AM
you should ask them to show you a halal certificate
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
09-27-2010, 10:01 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by Abdullahii
I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

I walk in and see the halal sign

me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !
Awesome, great way lol
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Cabdullahi
09-27-2010, 10:17 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by мυѕℓιмαн 4 ℓιfє

Awesome, great way lol
Some guys are not even muslim....they pretend to be muslim when you say ASSALAMU ALEYKUM they hesistate and repeat what you say
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
09-27-2010, 10:22 AM
^I agree , hasnt happnd to me personally i think :-\ but wud be weird :-\

Maybe you shud say "wa alaykum salam" nex time , c the reply u get

and then I think we should tell em the correct way to greet their bro/sis in Islaam, by correcting em inshaAllaah
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manaal
09-27-2010, 11:11 AM
Rashad, are you collecting info for a thesis on "Awkward Moments"?

http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...d-moments.html



Stop the pollution! Threads should be merged.
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