Neverending story

[Innocent Soul]

it went running but the

[Abz2000]

ogre trampled the elephant under

[Innocent Soul]

continued....
So I opened my eyes and look around ^o) feeling hungry, I went to the kitchen and made some sandwiches and ate them all but realized was in jail then I thought to myself that it was an unusually good prison meal. And plan to dig a tunnel with the cutlery

I am living in World’s Best-looking Prison.But prison is after all prison,so ^o) I went to Kenya and rode an elephant. The Elephant got offended when he saw an ant wearing helmet so it challenged it to a big battle But the elephant could not stomp the ant. The ant jumped up onto the elephants trunk, suddenly it went running but the ogre trampled the elephant under...

[joyous fairy]

Its great big pink foot

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[Who Am I?]

but then was killed by a party of level 1 adventurers

(gaming joke about ogres)

[Jedi_Mindset]

After they ran into them, so

[Aprender]

I grabbed a book and sat down

[Who Am I?]

but I did not read.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I decided to eat it!....

['Aleena]

mangoes and oranges!

[Innocent Soul]

Reading is a good habit. So I

[Periwinkle18]

started throwing books here and there

[Innocent Soul]

Oh god I am alone :unhappy:

[Who Am I?]

but then some midgets showed up

(because everyone loves midgets)

[Ramadhan]

everyone loves midget but me, so I freaked out

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I decided to eat it! *awkward*

(It seems we are going over the geeky 5 word limit, khaayr inshaa'Allaah..)

[Jalal~]

then i woke up from a dream
(i think ive posted this one before hahaha)

['Aleena]

But it was just 3 in the morning

[Kitsune92]

So I slept some more

[Endymion]

But that rooster dont let me sleep :raging:

[Who Am I?]

I think the rooster is blind.

[Endymion]

So we took it for monthly eye checkup...

['Aleena]

But the doctor was blind

[joyous fairy]

So I decided to swim in the lake..

[Ramadhan]

and a hippo gave me a ride

[Who Am I?]

Before impaling me with its tusks

(hippos are the most dangerous animal in Africa: http://goafrica.about.com/od/africas...ousanimals.htm)

[Innocent Soul]

continued...
Its great big pink foot but then was killed by a party of level 1 adventurers. After they ran into them, so I grabbed a book and sat down but I did not read. I decided to eat it! mangoes and oranges! Reading is a good habit. So I started throwing books here and there. Oh god I am alone :unhappy: but then some midgets showed up everyone loves midget but me, so I freaked out. I decided to eat it! *awkward*. Then i woke up from a dream But it was just 3 in the morning. So I slept some more But that rooster don't let me sleep :raging:. I think the rooster is blind. So we took it for monthly eye checkup. But the doctor was blind. So I decided to swim in the lake and a hippo gave me a ride. Before impaling me with its tusks ...

[Kitsune92]

But then I woke up and realized all that was a dream...

[Marina-Aisha]

suddenly i was freaking out

[syed1]

until I had a divine intervention

[Abz2000]

so i grinned and fell asleep again

[syed1]

only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped

[Innocent Soul]

:omg: Why do I sleep so much? :heated: I wondered :unsure:

[crimsontide06]

Alas, I heard a cat meowing at my door

[♥ Sofia ♥]

i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there

[syed1]

but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging

[Marina-Aisha]

something horrific coming closer

[syed1]

and closer, till I had a heart attack and died

[Marina-Aisha]

I must have been day dreaming

[syed1]

wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead.

[Marina-Aisha]

I saw myself hovering over my body

[Abz2000]

then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama

[syed1]

so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me

[Marina-Aisha]

then i smiled and made an evil laugh Muahahahahahhahahahha

[Huzzy_786]

until I saw him again, the big

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Geeky nerd took my food!

[peace_maker]

I followed the food's smell...

[Scimitar]

and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll...

[syed1]

mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand

[Scimitar]

then i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread

[syed1]

then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said

[Abz2000]

But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body,
"your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika

[Aprender]

Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends

[Scimitar]

my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms

[syed1]

AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME

[Aprender]

Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations

[peace_maker]

Suicide's forbidden so I'll never...

[Muhaba]

and then i died. the end.

[Innocent Soul]

is near but the story has not ended :p

[peace_maker]

I decided to watch TV

[syed1]

and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life

[Aprender]

So I decided to open a bakery

[syed1]

that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese

[syed1]

baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world

[Abz2000]

Then the ogre ate the spinach

[Asiyah3]

and thanked God for it.

[syed1]

so god gave me high 5

[Scimitar]

try an spell God with a capital G akhi...

[peace_maker]

Suddenly I had severe toothache.

[syed1]

try an spell God with a capital G akhi...

I don't mean any disrespect. believe me.

Suddenly I had severe toothache.

so I yanked all my tooth out...then i had a tummy ache so I yanked out my intestines from my mouth

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Then I thought to myself ..wow Li members talk soo much, it's like a never ending conversation!

[syed1]

while I thought I was thinking I realized I had no teeth or intestines so might as well pull out my brain so that I could not think either. and so I did just that

[Asiyah3]

and died

[Cabdullahi]

and died

However i regained full health and laughed hysterically

[syed1]

now I thought.. hmm i wonder how many times I've died and come back to life in the past few minutes

[A-Brother]

And Then Death Struck And The Final Words Were The Words Of La Illaha Illallah And Then All Contact Was Lost With The People Of The World

[Scimitar]

(I'm beginning to suspect that people think this thread is a big waste of time... everything just goes back to death... stupid isn't it?)

[Galaxy]

​You only use five words per sentence.;D

[Scimitar]

(insert facepalm smiley here: ______)

[Galaxy]

The story becomes more creative if we put a limit to the words and five is just enough. So we can bring this thread back to life knowing this.

[IslamicRevival]

Died................. :shade:

Hahahahaah! ;D Sums up the state of this thread judging by the above comment

[syed1]

The story becomes more creative if we put a limit to the words and five is just enough. So we can bring this thread back to life knowing this.

can some one please take the initiative and compile the story from the last few pages :?

and then inshallah we will revive this thread and revive this character =)

[Scimitar]

ok then :) let's get it back on track... Ok, so I'm only gonna quote the last 5 words in the story up till this point. and then we'll go from there:D

... The People Of The World

I give you a ;D grin.

[Aprender]

I like oranges and pomegranates

[syed1]

I like oranges and pomegranates

[wow, the story seems to have multiple beginnings and does no seem to continue from where schimitar left of...]

[Aprender]

[wow, the story seems to have multiple beginnings and does no seem to continue from where schimitar left of...]

I was trying to give background information about the character since the world is being given a grin.

[syed1]

sure sure... anyways:


Syed1 abolished scimitar and aprender for....

[Ramadhan]

taking the risk to be funny and creative .....

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

But then I woke up and realized all that was a dream suddenly i was freaking out until I had a divine intervention so i grinned and fell asleep again only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped Why do I sleep so much? :enough!: I wondered :unsure:

Alas, I heard a cat meowing at my door i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging something horrific coming closer and closer, till I had a heart attack and died I must have been day dreaming wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead. I saw myself hovering over my body then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me then i smiled and made an evil laugh Muahahahahahhahahahha :evil:

Until I saw him again, the big Geeky nerd took my food!I followed the food's smell and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll.mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand then

i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body, "your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME

Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations :skeleton: Suicide's forbidden so I'll never and then i died. the end :D is near but the story has not ended :p I decided to watch TV and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life :) So I decided to open a bakery that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world Then the ogre ate the spinach and thanked God for it. so god gave me high 5 try an spell God with a capital G akhi. Suddenly I had severe toothache. Then I thought to myself ..wow Li members talk soo much, it's like a never ending conversation!

while I thought I was thinking I realized I had no teeth or intestines so might as well pull out my brain so that I could not think either. and so I did just that and died However i regained full health and laughed hysterically now I thought.. hmm i wonder how many times I've died and come back to life in the past few minutes And Then Death Struck And The Final Words Were The Words Of La Illaha Illallah And Then All Contact Was Lost With The People Of The World I give you a grin. ;D I like oranges and pomegranates ....

(I apologize for boring late I thought the story was going slow :skeleton: )

[Scimitar]

olives, cheese and bread too.

[syed1]

continued....

But then I woke up and realized all that was a dream suddenly i was freaking out until I had a divine intervention so i grinned and fell asleep again only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped Why do I sleep so much? :enough!: I wondered :unsure:

Alas, I heard a cat meowing at my door i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging something horrific coming closer and closer, till I had a heart attack and died I must have been day dreaming wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead. I saw myself hovering over my body then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me then i smiled and made an evil laugh Muahahahahahhahahahha :evil:

Until I saw him again, the big Geeky nerd took my food!I followed the food's smell and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll.mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand then

i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body, "your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME

Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations :skeleton: Suicide's forbidden so I'll never and then i died. the end :D is near but the story has not ended :p I decided to watch TV and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life :) So I decided to open a bakery that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world Then the ogre ate the spinach and thanked God for it. so god gave me high 5 try an spell God with a capital G akhi. Suddenly I had severe toothache. Then I thought to myself ..wow Li members talk soo much, it's like a never ending conversation!

while I thought I was thinking I realized I had no teeth or intestines so might as well pull out my brain so that I could not think either. and so I did just that and died However i regained full health and laughed hysterically now I thought.. hmm i wonder how many times I've died and come back to life in the past few minutes And Then Death Struck And The Final Words Were The Words Of La Illaha Illallah And Then All Contact Was Lost With The People Of The World I give you a grin. ;D I like oranges and pomegranates ....

(I apologize for boring late I thought the story was going slow :skeleton: )

Syed1 abolished scimitar and aprender for....taking the risk to be funny and creative .....olives, cheese and bread too.

Now syed was really furious!

[Abz2000]

so he ate an energy saving light bulb

['Abd Al-Maajid]

so he ate an energy saving light bulb

and violently yelling he stretched his hand towards the microwave oven...(OMG! what is he going to do) :p

[Innocent Soul]

I dipped my hand in cold water :phew

[syed1]

but then spark inside him give him a brilliant idea

[Innocent Soul]

an idea that changed his life...

PLEASE DON'T USE MORE THAN SIX WORDS

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Realizing that this story will take 'Abd Al-Maajid no where, he unsubscribes from the thread...

[peace_maker]

!!!stick to FIVE words only!!!

[Galaxy]

Yelled the next-door neighbour

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Look behind you! a mod!

[Muhaba]

started screaming one of the

[peace_maker]

!!!stick to FIVE words only!!!

(Since when did that become a part of the story? :hmm: Oh, well....)

[peace_maker]

neighbour's children. I turned around

[Haya emaan]

and saw he was just

[Innocent Soul]

going to complain to her

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

but nobody was here or ..

[Scimitar]

even in plain sight

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Too geeky for the forum!

[Scimitar]

I walked out without ever

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

eating. It was a disaster!

[~Zaria~]

Dont go! Please stay and

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

they lived happily ever after!

[Scimitar]

until they died, ofcourse...

[~Zaria~]

but, life continued in Jannah! (insha Allah :) )





(btw.....thats my 50th post, hee hee ;D )

[sis muslimah]

where they ate bananas and

[Innocent Soul]

they were much better than

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

taking the risk to be funny and creative .....olives, cheese and bread too. so he ate an energy saving light bulb :omg: and violently yelling he stretched his hand towards the microwave oven...(OMG! what is he going to do) :p
I dipped my hand in cold water :phew but then spark inside him give him a brilliant idea an idea that changed his life. Stick to FIVE words only Yelled the next-door neighbour :phew Look behind you! a mod! :exhausted started screaming one of the neighbour's children.

I turned around and saw he was just going to complain to her but nobody was here or even in plain sight Too geeky for the forum! I walked out without ever eating. It was a disaster! Dont go! :heated: Please stay and they lived happily ever after! until they died, ofcourse but, life continued in Jannah! :statisfie where they ate bananas and they were much better than

[~Zaria~]

they had ever been before :)

[Haya emaan]

it was what they wanted

[Scimitar]

Bananas... of all the things!!!

[sis muslimah]

then they decided to ...

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

eat everything in the world!

[arabic alphabet]

and drink

[sis muslimah]

anything they could find

[Galaxy]

and played tag with Mom

[Abz2000]

then mom beheaded obama and

[Periwinkle18]

my stomach started hurting :P

[sis muslimah]

so i killed a horse

['Abd-al Latif]

And 'Abd al-Latif closed the thread

(kidding)

[~Zaria~]

.....to the relief of everyone :)

[IslamicRevival]

Brother vision storms in to continue the story

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

and tries to eat everything.

[Abz2000]

but can't digest the printer

[sis muslimah]

so drank the ink instead

[Galaxy]

and smoked the empty cartage

[CuriousIncident]

so....

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

they had ever been before :) it was what they wanted Bananas... of all the things!. Then they decided to eat everything in the world! and drink anything they could find and played tag with Mom then mom beheaded obama and my stomach started hurting :P . So I killed a horse. And 'Abd al-Latif closed the thread :omg: to the relief of everyone.:statisfie Brother vision storms in to continue the story :D and tries to eat everything but can't digest the printer ;) so drank the ink instead :nervous: and smoked the empty cartage so...

[Periwinkle18]

so that his anger cools down :P

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

and went shopping and bought..

[sis muslimah]

a lovey pair of socks

[Abz2000]

and wore them three years

[Scimitar]

then closed this thread facepalm.

[Periwinkle18]

and opens up an ice cream shop

[~Zaria~]

and sold it to eskimos ^o)

[Periwinkle18]

who loved the chocolate flavour :P

[~Zaria~]

cos ice has no taste ;D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

but ice is still nice ..

[sis muslimah]

but chocolate is nicer ...

[Galaxy]

or was it really chocolate...+o(+o(+o(

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

the thought of it makes me wanna vomit. +o(

[Abz2000]

wondering where they found chocolate in the north pole :p

[~Zaria~]

and then he realised that....

[Abz2000]

ohhhhhh nooooooooooooo!

[Scimitar]

"this isnt chocolate... gross"

[joyous fairy]

So he spat it out...

[Abz2000]

and gargled with ariel ultra

[Periwinkle18]

then drank cold water

[peace_maker]

Then, his tummy began hurting.

[joyous fairy]

He realised there was a BUG in there..:heated:

[Galaxy]

and started to lay eggs+o(

(Isn't this story taking place in Jannah?)

[Periwinkle18]

which hatched and bugs came out :P

[Galaxy]

and they declared you MUM <3

aww so cute

[Abz2000]

so he turned to be their enemy

[Galaxy]

thus becoming his personal slaves

[Abz2000]

and he was sore vexed with them

[Galaxy]

then they organized a protest

[Abz2000]

and stormed the knesset shouting.........

[Al-bint]

We Want Freedom!!

[Who Am I?]

and better hours and pay.

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

so that his anger cools down :P and went shopping and bought a lovely pair of socks and wore them three years then closed this thread facepalm.Opens up an ice cream shop and sold it to eskimos ^o) who loved the chocolate flavour :p cos ice has no taste ;D but ice is still nice but chocolate is nicer or was it really chocolate +o(

the thought of it makes me wanna vomit. +o( wondering where they found chocolate in the north pole :p and then he realised that ohh noooo! "this isnt chocolate... gross"

So he spat it out and gargled with ariel ultra then drank cold water Then, his tummy began hurting. He realised there was a BUG in there :heated: and started to lay eggs :sick: which hatched and bugs came out :p and they declared you MUM :statisfie so he turned to be their enemy thus becoming his personal slaves and he was sore vexed with them then they organized a protest and stormed the knesset shouting We Want Freedom!! and better hours and pay.....

[Periwinkle18]

and a free glass of fresh orange juice daily

[Abz2000]

but there were no oranges in the north pole

[Periwinkle18]

so he decided to switch to hot chocolate then..

[Who Am I?]

Only... the milk was bad! *horror music*:skeleton:

[Galaxy]

Now they were really mad :raging:

[sis muslimah]

their faces glowing red :anger:

[Galaxy]

and they transformed into tomatos

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

and so they decided to..

[Periwinkle18]

make the salsa dip and eat tortilla chips :p

[Who Am I?]

Nah man, none of you ever saw that movie? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...

(real post here) they decided to eliminate the pesky humans....

[Periwinkle18]

but failed and got squashed..

[Al-bint]

But one survived

[Periwinkle18]

and hid in a cardboard box

[Marina-Aisha]

i poke it with stick

[Periwinkle18]

tomatoe juice started coming out:P

[zakirs]

Soon the juice turned into more and more tomatoes..

[sis muslimah]

who took over the world :D

[Periwinkle18]

and forced everyone to drink tomtoe juice

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Oh gosh this so geeky! :-\

[Who Am I?]

No, no, no. Some of them protested and decided to become ketchup instead.

[Periwinkle18]

and then its started raining french fries

[Who Am I?]

And behold, the ketchup was happy, and did rejoice...

[Chocolate]

and it decided to bring it's friend the mustard....

[Abz2000]

and the chilli sauce became angry

[Chocolate]

and thus a huge food fight was started....

[sis muslimah]

mayo decided to come and join in

[Abz2000]

and the last man standing was

[sis muslimah]

french friess :D :D

[Galaxy]

Unsalty, still tasting like potatoes.

remember the five word limit.

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

Soon the juice turned into more and more tomatoes who took over the world :D and forced everyone to drink tomtoe juice Oh gosh this so geeky!

No, no, no. Some of them protested and decided to become ketchup instead. and then its started raining french fries And behold, the ketchup was happy, and did rejoice and the chilli sauce became angry and thus a huge food fight was started mayo decided to come and join in and the last man standing was french friess :D Unsalty, still tasting like potatoes...

[Periwinkle18]

but garlic mayo sauce saved

[Chocolate]

the veggie burger from.....

[Abz2000]

being slaughtered by mr chilli

[Who Am I?]

and there was much rejoicing (YAY!)

[Abz2000]

on earth and in the restaurant

[Periwinkle18]

called flying tomatoes :P

[sis muslimah]

who came to the rescue

[Periwinkle18]

n did the peanutbutter n jelly dance :P

[Scimitar]

You guys really need help (hehe)

[Periwinkle18]

thats why we're here to save

[Who Am I?]

everyone from their diet.

[Periwinkle18]

Now start eating healthy or else

[Who Am I?]

you will never eat anything good

[Galaxy]

But marshmellows taste so good

[Who Am I?]

Especially with human flesh (what? Why is everyone looking at me like that...?)

[Al-bint]

:sl:

prinkled with black pepper :p

[sis muslimah]

and a bit of chilli

[Who Am I?]

Don't forget the hot sauce

[Al-bint]

it made their mouths water!

[Tilmeez]

BUT we should not forget that human flesh is forbidden in Islam.:raging:

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

but garlic mayo sauce saved the veggie burger from being slaughtered by mr chilli and there was much rejoicing (YAY!) on earth and in the restaurant called flying tomatoes :P who came to the rescue n did the peanut butter n jelly dance :P

You guys really need help (hehe) thats why we're here to save everyone from their diet. Now start eating healthy or else you will never eat anything good But marsh mellows taste so good Especially with human flesh (what? Why is everyone looking at me like that...?) prinkled with black pepper :p and a bit of chilli Don't forget the hot sauce it made their mouths water! BUT we should not forget that human flesh is forbidden in Islam.

said someone from back :X......

[Periwinkle18]

so instead they switched to

[Galaxy]

Fresh, delicious, mouth-watering AIR

[Periwinkle18]

but it was too dry :P

[Chocolate]

so they flew to planet....

[Periwinkle18]

Mars where they found mars chocolate

[Who Am I?]

BUT we should not forget that human flesh is forbidden in Islam.:raging:

Oops. I thought it might be a funny joke. Sorry. :embarrass

(Back to the story)

Except that it was already eaten

[sis muslimah]

so they decided to go to ...

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

never never land...

[Galaxy]

Where you never have to

[Scimitar]

dream about getting married lol

[Txyib]

and live happily ever after.........until

[Galaxy]

a wild social worker appears

(the ones in the Sims 2 and 3 that take your children)

[Who Am I?]

say never again.

[Tilmeez]

Oops. I thought it might be a funny joke. Sorry.

I also added to the joke man:raging: I'm sorry for ruining it imsad

[Periwinkle18]

instead he said go bring me a cup of coffee

[Scimitar]

but got some funny tea

[Periwinkle18]

which made him go all pink cuz it was kasmiri tea (kashmiri tea is actually pink in colour)

[Who Am I?]

I also added to the joke man:raging: I'm sorry for ruining it imsad

No harm done, dude.

Back to the story:

So now he looks like a flamingo

[Galaxy]

a flamingo male fancies you

is the guy in the story a guy or a gal or do we use second person?

[Periwinkle18]

and the flamingo turned red

[sis muslimah]

and eventually became an apple

[Galaxy]

you eat it then teleport

[Abz2000]

and vomit it for the pigeon

[Who Am I?]

Dude, that pigeon just ate puke!

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

so instead they switched to Fresh, delicious, mouth-watering AIR but it was too dry :P so they flew to planet Mars where they found mars chocolate.

Except that it was already eaten so they decided to go to never never land. Where you never have to dream about getting married lol and live happily ever after...until a wild social worker appears say never again.

instead he said go bring me a cup of coffee but got some funny tea which made him go all pink cuz it was kasmiri tea (kashmiri tea is actually pink in colour) So now he looks like a flamingo a flamingo male fancies you and the flamingo turned red and eventually became an apple you eat it then teleport and vomit it for the pigeon Dude, that pigeon just ate puke!...

[Periwinkle18]

and it vomitted afta eating the vomit :P

[Galaxy]

and your mom was all

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

contributed to the vomiting and then she cleaned it. ^o)

[Abz2000]

but the pigeon got in the bin