Slang lingo.. 4 da peeps hu dn't want der warnin level to get any higha.

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


This threadz for the peeps who wna speak slang, but dnt wna get a warning [by talking it in the main forum.] Just make sure u don't do freemixin, and make sure that u discuss smtin useful - about islam insha'Allaah. :)

[Kittygyal]

salam.
yer marn dis es kewl me nd me nephew ere, Haroon dis es a phart thred.
w.salam

P.S thanks brother Fisabillah

[The Ruler]

:sl:

woohoo!!! yayyy!! i ent lost 4 wrds nemor...so wt shud we tlk abt ppl...cmon suggest stuf im ful o wrds now...kinda hypa...lol...cmon...:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

tnx bro fi...u de bst :thumbs_up

:w:

[- Qatada -]

:wasalamex


ama keep a eye on this thread, so dnt try to freemix alot.. cuz othawize - we gna hav 2 close it.. oviously cuz iss a islamic forum. jazak Allaah khayr..


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[Kittygyal]

salam.

mybe we cn tlk abut BILAL philips hehe.
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

k wel da mod sed 2 try n talk bwt islam so i ges we shud. sum1 pik topic!

[Kittygyal]

:wasalamex


ama keep a eye on this thread, so dnt try to freemix alot.. cuz othawize - we gna hav 2 close it.. oviously cuz iss a islamic forum. jazak Allaah khayr..


:salamext:

salam.

ya ve knw marn.:)
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

salam.
BILAL PHILIPS??
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

lol k bilal philips. I lyk hz buks mre thn hz lectures 4 sum reason.

[chacha_jalebi]

bilal philips is a really nice man :p end of topic now new topic:D:D:D:D

lets talk about the sahabas:D:D:D

[The Ruler]

lol k bilal philips. I lyk hz buks mre thn hz lectures 4 sum reason.

n gues wt?? i neva evn heard abt im...tel me abt im den :)

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

errrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm. I dnt knw jst tht i red sum o hz buks. my stp-dad knwz i'll ask hm 4 u lol

[chacha_jalebi]

brap brap :p :D

next topic :p

[The Ruler]

i kno a few o his lectures but neva lisend to em fully...cuz dnt v tym...so wt does he usually giv lectas abt :? :?

wassalam

[The Ruler]

brap brap :p :D

next topic :p

y dnt u giv 1 :D sum topic dat we can actually learn 4rm dat iz :rollseyes

:w:

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


A phat site masha'Allaah:

http://www.streetdawah.com/lectures.html

[AhlaamBella]

I'll do sum research 4 u sis.

[chacha_jalebi]

y dnt u giv 1 :D sum topic dat we can actually learn 4rm dat iz :rollseyes

:w:

:cry: learn from?:cry:

i fort all my posts wer beneficial :p

okily dokily lets talk about sahabas and their stories or if anyone has got any Qs we can try 2 ansa them :D:D:D:D

[AhlaamBella]

:salamext:


A phat site masha'Allaah:

http://www.streetdawah.com/lectures.html

*jumps up n dwn* Allah hu akbar! Jazakallah 4 da syt1 it gt anwar al-awlaki on it!!! YAY!! :D :D :D

[The Ruler]

:cry: learn from?:cry:

i fort all my posts wer beneficial :p

okily dokily lets talk about sahabas and their stories or if anyone has got any Qs we can try 2 ansa them :D:D:D:D

how 'beneficial' was ur last post??....fink bak :)

kk hu abt...

how abt Abu Bakr (ra) since he woz de 1st kaliph :?

:w:

[chacha_jalebi]

lol :p

okily dokily :D

Hadhrat Abu Bakr (ra) - 1st caliph, father in law of RasoolAllah (saw) & best matey of RasoolAllah (saw)

mashallah hes sucha butifull person :D:D:D:D. alwyz was der 4 RasoolAllah (saw) & d way he was like a soft gentle person, made him such a butiful person :D:D:D:D he was caliph for about 2 yrs, and durin his time in khilfat, he killed the wannabes such as musailma - who lied to be a prophet :p & he changed the army commander to Usamah (ra) cos RasoolAllah (saw) said he wanted to, but RasoolAllah (saw) passed away so Abu Bakr (ra) did it :D:D:D erm erm :p theres loads of thins to say sista :D:D:D was dat beneficial :p

:D:D:D:D

[AhlaamBella]

marshallah! jazakallah bro u sumryzd it really well

[Kittygyal]

salam.
yer e's gt a bk calld "welcome to islam" dat es a phrt bk marn
w.salam

[chacha_jalebi]

marshallah! jazakallah bro u sumryzd it really well

chank u der :p lol lets see all of us can can make dis post propa heavy, by havin good old islamic debates :p Q&A's ..... :D:D:D

book? lol who got it :p wot u on bout sista :D:D

[Kittygyal]

salam.
no it's 2 hrd 4 me marn!
w.salam

[The Ruler]

:D:D:D was dat beneficial :p

yup :D

nxt omar (ra)

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

k erm....*thinks o a question* k my mind gne blnk lol

[The Ruler]

salam...

i woz finkin...if u wanna v a debate...we gotta choose a topic...summink we all kno abt...so fink...fink hard wt shud de topic b..

il brainstorm a few inabit

wassalam

[AhlaamBella]

hw bwt we cht bwt ramadan 4 nw...:?

[Kittygyal]

salam

lets tlk abt if we r passing out test && av our Freedom with Allah cus remember deth only cums 1 in lyf, so lts tlk abt dyin when it time for us n followin our principles :'(

w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

dyin in prison? :confused:

[chacha_jalebi]

yup :D

nxt omar (ra)

:w:

mashallah lol although i lurve all d sahabas like mad :p but wen i 1st got in2 islam Hadhrat Umar (ra) realy inspired moi :D

now now Hadhrat Umar (ra) he was a fighter :p before he was muslim, he used to be a fighter & do wrestlin & he didnt loose :p he was propa strong, he converted to islam, afta RasoolAllah (saw) prayed to Allah (swt) "make islam strong with one of the two umars" - i think this hadiths is narrated in Muslim, in the virtues of sahaba book :D:D:D:D, and Allah (swt) chose Hadhrat Umar (ra) to be muslim, and the other Umar (Abu Jahl) :p was lik the enemy:p of islam, so .... Hadhrat Umar (ra) convrtd 2 islam when he was on his way 2 kill RasoolAllah (saw) & he met sum1 who stopped him & said " before u try to kill RasoolAllah (saw) look whats happenin @ ur own house,2 his sisters house & kill her 1st because she had converted to islam" so Hadhrat Umar (ra) wen 2 his sistas house & he heard the Quran bein recited & he knocked on d door & wen his sista & her hubby, knew that it was Umar (ra) dey all began 2 panic, & the person who was readin the Quran to em, Hadhrat Khabbab (ra) hid behind a cupboard:p, wen Umar (ra) came in he asked wot dey woz readin, dey sed nuttin, then he sed "i know ur muslims" & he started 2 beat his bro in law up :p mashallah, den his sista stepped in & she got hit by accident & den Umar (ra) calmed down & he sed let me see wot u readin & his sista sed 2him do wudu 1st & Hadhrat Umar (ra) read from the leaf & it was surah Ta Ha ...

"Ta - Ha, ma anzalna alayka ana alkur litashqa, Illa tathkiratan liman yakhsha tanzeelan mimman khalaqa al arda waal samawati alaula"

and afta hearin these verses he knew dis was d propa truth & he decided 2 convert 2 islam, and wen he converted 2 islam, the muslims shouted takbir so loud it cud b heard everywer in makkah :D mashallah, and wen he became a muslim, d muslims became stronger & they wud pray openly & they wouldnt be scared, because no1 had the guts to mess wit Hadhrat Umar (ra) mashallah!!!

lol dis is long so lemme quickly end it :p he was khilifah 4 like 10 yrs, he was known as the golden tongue - because wen he used to say summin Allah (swt) used to agree with him & reveal a verse to RasoolAllah (saw) showin he agreed wit Hadhrat Umar(ra)

lol dis is not all :p ders so so much i can say bout both Hadhrat Abu Bakr (ra) & Umar (ra) but it wud like take up bare pages :p mashallah 2 great people mashallah :D:D:D

lol wot else :p

[...]

... too slangy 4 me.. i'm outa here :p

[chacha_jalebi]

... too slangy 4 me.. i'm outa here :p

good idea :p

[AhlaamBella]

... too slangy 4 me.. i'm outa here :p

Its nt tht bad

[Kittygyal]

salam.
so whts apnin ere am lst :confused:
w.salm

[AhlaamBella]

We r jst discusin da sahabas.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

You guys are lucky, in some forums it's against the rules to speak in text speak, or incomprehensible slang.

You get me?:shade:

:wasalamex

[The Ruler]

You guys are lucky, in some forums it's against the rules to speak in text speak, or incomprehensible slang.

You get me?:shade:

:wasalamex

yh gawaher's 1 o em innit...i got warnd cuz o dat once i fink :hmm:

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

we gt permision frm da mod. I'm nly hre 2 hv a gud convo bwt islam coz id prefer it if i didn't hv 2 typ lyk ths. it tkes ages. lol

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

yh innit man.... n we sound stpd.

[The Ruler]

yh innit man.... n we sound stpd.

hu sounds stpd :? :?...slang???

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

it isnt xctly an intelignt wy 2 xpres urslf is it?

[Brother_Mujahid]

:salamext:


This threadz for the peeps who wna speak slang, but dnt wna get a warning [by talking it in the main forum.] Just make sure u don't do freemixin, and make sure that u discuss smtin useful - about islam insha'Allaah. :)

*sigh* bacheh will be bacheh - kids will be kids

[AhlaamBella]

hey! we all hv an inner-child ryt?

[The Ruler]

*sigh* bacheh will be bacheh - kids will be kids

course...y'dya want kids ta act mature???...wanna kil der brains???

:D :D

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

yh baby pearl... tisnt a vry smrt way of spekin...:-\

[AhlaamBella]

at least Im ryt bwt sumthin lol

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

okiz dokiz.....im outta hre... im anoyd wit dis way of typin.

:wasalamex

[The Ruler]

yh baby pearl... tisnt a vry smrt way of spekin...:-\

awww....but its gr8...:happy: :happy:...relly...sis try it 4 a week n ur gonna lurve it trus me :happy: :thumbs_up

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

k salaam! lol

[The Ruler]

k salaam! lol

lol...

so wts de nxt discussion topic dudettes??

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
it so ard 2 even ryt lyk diz marrrrrrrrrn
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

erm hw bwt...i dnt knw.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
so u lt stl hunt i c.
w.salam,

[AhlaamBella]

lts cht bwt anwar al-awlaki!!!

[Kittygyal]

salam.
ews he?
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

hz lectures r brill marshallah! Ill gt sum linkz 2geva 4 u

[AhlaamBella]

Here! lol

[Kittygyal]

salam.
k so ese 1 of dem lecture lad k kewl gt sum info on em 2 k kadiiiiiiiiii. :)
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

lyk wot info? 1 min

[Kittygyal]

Here! lol

salam.

warn here Fisabillah brother :X :hiding:
got that already sis.
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

“Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki was born in New Mexico, USA. His parents are from Yemen where he lived for eleven years and received the early part of his Islamic education. Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki has served as an Imam in Colorado, California, and Washington D.C. Currently he resides in Yemen.

tkn frm 'street dawah'

[AhlaamBella]

salam.

warn here Fisabillah brother :X :hiding:
got that already sis.
w.salam

huh? :confused:

[Kittygyal]

“Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki was born in New Mexico, USA. His parents are from Yemen where he lived for eleven years and received the early part of his Islamic education. Imam Anwar Al-Awlaki has served as an Imam in Colorado, California, and Washington D.C. Currently he resides in Yemen.

tkn frm 'street dawah'

salam.
fnx sis bt read b4 u gve hehe.
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

I dd read it.

[Kittygyal]

huh? :confused:

salam.
brother Fisabillah alread posted it so goooooooooo back on this thread && read he posted it sumwhere ere lolz never mind.
W.salam

P.S soooooooooo hard to write slang i used to write soo much when i came on this site && got told off but now they want e to do it but can't Ya Allah!! never mind need me nephew H41un ;D
w.salam

[AhlaamBella]

I gve a diff link. da brother gve a syt bt i gve a further link 2 anuva section.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
yes sis me know never mind i was just being "sarcastic" anyway am out of here cause this "slang" is annoying me now!
w.salam

[H4RUN]

:sl:
COR BLIMEY! a wat wat wat, slang thread, was d wrld comin 2 eh eh eh ? lolll
ryt 1st and foremost, i fink some of u r tryin 222222 hard, u lyk taking out ALLL the vowels, this aint textin lol.....
So jus add a few of the vowels bak n voila, u gettin der :)....
Sahaba's DUDE u mentioned hadhrat Abubakr RA but whenver 1 mentions him u have2 have 2 mention Umar Ibn Khattab>>>>>my keyboard is playing up so either Chacha chargz in and writes up sumin< den InshAllah i shal get bak n write a lil sumin sumin :)
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

EZ Y'ALL WAT APNIIIIIIIN!! KEWL THREAD N DAAAAAAT BT I AV A FEELIN IT GNA GT CLOSED N DAT COZA FREE MIXIN N DAT INIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

BLAME D MOD!! LOL

[Hijaabi22]

:sl:
COR BLIMEY! a wat wat wat, slang thread, was d wrld comin 2 eh eh eh ? lolll
ryt 1st and foremost, i fink some of u r tryin 222222 hard, u lyk taking out ALLL the vowels, this aint textin lol.....
So jus add a few of the vowels bak n voila, u gettin der :)....
Sahaba's DUDE u mentioned hadhrat Abubakr RA but whenver 1 mentions him u have2 have 2 mention Umar Ibn Khattab>>>>>my keyboard is playing up so either Chacha chargz in and writes up sumin< den InshAllah i shal get bak n write a lil sumin sumin :)
:w:

dude U feelin OK ? lol

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
COR BLIMEY! a wat wat wat, slang thread, was d wrld comin 2 eh eh eh ? lolll
ryt 1st and foremost, i fink some of u r tryin 222222 hard, u lyk taking out ALLL the vowels, this aint textin lol.....
So jus add a few of the vowels bak n voila, u gettin der :)....
Sahaba's DUDE u mentioned hadhrat Abubakr RA but whenver 1 mentions him u have2 have 2 mention Umar Ibn Khattab>>>>>my keyboard is playing up so either Chacha chargz in and writes up sumin< den InshAllah i shal get bak n write a lil sumin sumin :)
:w:

salam.
finally my nephews in da house so hard for me wytr ly dat hah ;D
anyway whats da topic about?
w.salam

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


Ma intention was dat if anyone wanted 2 chat slang, dey cud do it ere.. so that meanz dey wudn't have an xcuse 2 do it in otha places of da forum.

And i sed from da beginin dat if der waz freemixin - some mod wud proli close it.. so it's up2u guyz if u wna keep this thread alive or not.. dnt mess about and it wnt get closed insha'Allaah.


Peace out.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
so what do we chat about ere den?
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

sis chat cwap cos U allowed 2 init he jus sed lol

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


Like ery1 was sayin b4, jus talk about islam init - cuz its an islamic forum..


:wasalamex

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

sis chat cwap cos U allowed 2 init he jus sed lol

Sis, you know.... :

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said:
The Muslim does not slander, curse, speak obscenely, or speak rudely." (Tirmidhi)

:)

[Kittygyal]

salam.
hey Princess pinky what shal ve tlk abwt>?
w.salam

[Hijaabi22]

im sowi umm shaheed :( :( :(

Kittygal jus chat it init lol

watUbinUP2

[Kittygyal]

salam.
nufn jus brd marn 2 deth ard 2 wrte lyk diz marnnnnnnnnnnnn.
w.slam

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

wowwyyy a fred bout slang koolio wel i find it amazin dat Fi_Sabilillah is actually typin in slang woohooo and ermm i wntd 2 cry out dat alphas editin ma posts n deletin em 4 revenge ne1 wanna help meh den lemme knw ya'll

pace out :peace:

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

:sl:

wowwyyy a fred bout slang koolio wel i find it amazin dat Fi_Sabilillah is actually typin in slang woohooo and ermm i wntd 2 cry out dat alphas editin ma posts n deletin em 4 revenge ne1 wanna help meh den lemme knw ya'll

pace out :peace:

ma'salamah

salam.
me elp u i smk em 4 u, u gve em negatv rep ok we mke thred on em?
w.salam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Tis ok pinky ;). Was jst giving u sincere naseeha innit.:wub:

:wasalamex

[Hijaabi22]

dis thread sux lol me outta ere

gud luk slangin n dat

[chacha_jalebi]

stop goin off topic :p

now lets play a game called mr imam :D:D:D :p one of us ask sum1 a islamic Q & we gota ansa D:D:D:D #

brap brapppp :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

aight ask da imaam den how ya conrol gyals wen dey tlk between every 2 rakaats durin teraweeh?

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

aight ask da imaam den how ya conrol gyals wen dey tlk between every 2 rakaats durin teraweeh?

ma'salamah

carry a baseball bat :p and threaten em with it, d same goes for dem ppl in taraweeh, who afta every 2 rakaats run away to the chikcen n chip shop & come back all smelly :D

:p more questions :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

baseball bat i wish yaara but tis a gud idea ya knw ima try it bu if i get kikd out i'm use da bat on u :D

ma'salamah

[Far7an]

:sl:

I have a question. Do some people deliberately type this way, to appear more 'cool'? Because it seems it would take far less effort just to use the correct spellings for some words.

teraweeh

Unless this is another slang term, I believe it's taraweeh. Rest assured, there is no terror involved.

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ermm bruzzer i shall type full english for you you see the youth these days have become very lazy to the extent they way they type could be the way they talk or the fact that they are very lazy like myself to type fully and ermmm yeah teraweeh you see there's no slang for it so this is why i used teraweeh as teraweeh i dont type in slang to erm be more 'koolio' but erm just it is laziness :D

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

:sl:

I have a question. Do some people deliberately type this way, to appear more 'cool'? Because it seems it would take far less effort just to use the correct spellings for some words.

Unless this is another slang term, I believe it's taraweeh. Rest assured, there is no terror involved.

:p lol how can typin in slang make u cool? it makes u look dumb :p but i tink ppl jus type lik dat, cos its quicker & easier & mayb some peopl have spelling difficulties :p

lol @ no terror i think the sister just made a mistake :D:D:D:D

[Dahir]

:sl:

I have a question. Do some people deliberately type this way, to appear more 'cool'? Because it seems it would take far less effort just to use the correct spellings for some words.

Unless this is another slang term, I believe it's taraweeh. Rest assured, there is no terror involved.

It is a primitive fashion that aims on ruining the generation-Y youth. Rest assured, this "fashion" will fade faster than jeans in the 80's.

Guaranteed by Dahir

[H4RUN]

:sl:
lol jeans in the 80's fade away? man they're everywhere! Bad example lolll
:w:

[chacha_jalebi]

:sl:
lol jeans in the 80's fade away? man they're everywhere! Bad example lolll
:w:

:p yeh bad example and can u not go off topic :p:p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

so wat dis topic all about m bein serious ya knw...?

[H4RUN]

:sl:
geeeeeza wat is the topic?:p prevention of increasing warm levels lolll:p
:w:
ps. ^ ah u beat me 2 it lol, u deserve sumin.....any1 got a spare milky bar? :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

i get da funny feelin dis freds gna close dwn ... :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

lol same here o well lol we had our moments of slang :p back to posh land :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yes posh oh deary me i'm going to talk in full english now you know the reason i sometimes speak slang is because wAk picks out my typos so slang you see i can say it was slang when i type slang hahahaha easier for texting aswell

ma'salamah

[H4RUN]

:sl:
right-e-ho, one shall stop conversing in the manner as one was doing previously....:p
Once again happiness prevailed in the land
:w:

[chacha_jalebi]

yesh and i will continue within my new adopted found conversing style :p how does it sound oh my dear brother from another mother harun:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

so start talkin posh english there is of course no need for the slang little boys run and play with the other lads now why dont you and dont come back here

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

so start talkin posh english there is of course no need for the slang little boys run and play with the other lads now why dont you and dont come back here

ma'salamah

wot blud? :p

sister can you elaborate on your post, as this would be very assuring and beneficial:D:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

okay child i shall basically i think very much this thread will close down pretty soon and you two kids have made it quite astonishingly worse as amatter of fact King Far7an may deal with it not that i have said anything but you know kings are kings :rolleyes:

ma'salamah

[H4RUN]

:sl:
well ladee daa! One shall converse in this most profound way, run along? I beg you're pardon. Why does one not run along and play with your fellow companions..
Oh my dear brother from another mother, this is just as inspirational as the lines of sir Shakespeare...well done-eth my fellow-eth brother-eth
:w:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

righty oh then i'll leave you children to it run along and play now :D

slang fred dis is like sum posh english fred now

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

kids? childs? i consider myself as a young OAP :D:D:D:D

brother thou shall not give up hope of being accepted as a slanger :p neither will i :p

[H4RUN]

:sl:
oh give the ladee daa stuff a rest [:p] king Far7an, well i as in myself, am pretty sure we are all equal, not one is better than the other, whether it be the king or the pauper....
:w:
ps. king lol how many reps did 1 give you for saying that? :p :D

[H4RUN]

:sl:
oh through the mids't Macbeth McChacha doth come, all hail to thee chairman of the jalebi-eth factory-eth :p
:w:

[Far7an]

:sl: (It's me again!)

I don't post here with the intention of showing off or belittling anyone. I know everyone who has posted this thread is capable of writing with minimal usage of slang. I say minimal because we all use slang, but it should be done in moderation.

For those who say they have problems with spelling, I suggest you learn your spelling inshaa'Allah. As Muslims we should be aiming to learn and excel in all fields. We represent Islam, somehow, I don't think people will take you seriously if you finish a sentence with "brappp!". I am not aiming this at anyone in particular. Rather we can all learn a general lesson from this inshaa'Allah, that we should aim to excel in all fields of studies and work.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

L O L @ u ppl'z. its funni readin all da slangz in hurrrrrrrrr. But i gotz nuttin to talk bout son! neaaahh meaaan. ok das weird :p.

[Dahir]

I think we can cool down with the slang...just a bit:

See, we have about a hundred different local slang dialects, see I understand some slang, the tiny parts I picked up from rap videos from "back in the day."

Now, I don't understand Brit slang, and I don't much understand Pakistani slang, like "chacha" I think is a Pakistani slang word, very Urdu-sounding in nature.

So, can we lessen down on the slang, some of us aren't well-versed in certain regional slang. Maybe its because I'm not cool, or maybe I'm Far7an's right-hand man, the point is we need to lessen down on the slang.

:uhwhat :hiding: ^o) :confused:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

lol ok...i was doin that on purpose tho...
k thnx..=\

[Dahir]

lol ok...i was doin that on purpose tho...
k thnx..=\

Don't worry, my comment wasn't directed at you. It was directed at hardcore slang-speakers like H4RUN and Chacha J.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

i know... i was jus answering cuz mine was too lol. i got carried away. my bad

[Dahir]

i know... i was jus answering cuz mine was too lol. i got carried away. my bad

Jus' Kip da slung en hur!

*does the above look like english or german, its supposed to be "skreet" slang*

:uhwhat

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

lol well since i can understand it..must be slang..:p haha
skreet slang?

[Curaezipirid]

alkmslm
ds trd scri
cos too mny ppl frplnt
fds tdthr sm
tht fds hr sm
scr bg fr ht vrbdy
mslm

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

fds tdthr sm
tht fds hr sm
scr bg fr ht

ok my slang must be weak!
i dunno wot u said there sis :hiding:

[Curaezipirid]

Plain old removing of the vowels.

How about:

Imtmn hbcmfrnd hmtmfmly thnhwrrdlt hsdIdntwnttlstntynymr Ilkhm hcldntblvmftrmtngfmlybt hsdlktmkhsfltfhwrngdm

the first one was:

about me being scared because there are too many people for the planet and that the spelling thread has a feed to this and also this thread sort of leads towards the spelling thread has that same sort of no reason

(because kafir are caused by a chain of only two in a circle of cause and effect-difference between a man and a woman together for pleasure and a man and a woman together to raise a child-every thing existent needs three. Three in the series of causing each other prevents kafir.)

mslm

[Hijaabi22]

u ppl have gne paaaaaaaagal!!! LOL

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

I know! That isn't comprehensible at all.:confused:

[The Ruler]

wt on earth rittin on dat post ^^ :uuh:...dis thread goes too fast cant catch up wid it :uuh:

[AhlaamBella]

I knw 'n' its a pain in da nek 2 hv 2 typ lyk ths!

[The Ruler]

its a pain ta typ inslnag?!?!...naaaa ur sooo rong sis...:)

wassalam

[AhlaamBella]

nah im soooo ryt sis. :p

[The Ruler]

nah im soooo ryt sis. :p

sis u proly rnt used to it r u??...try it 4 a week...ul get used ta it n lyk it :happy: :happy:

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

I use it wen im txtin n thts it.

[The Ruler]

I use it wen im txtin n thts it.

okee try it wen ur typin..den ul get usd to it n u jus cant help it den....lol :D

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

I use less text speak when i'm on MSN than you guys do on here.:p

[AhlaamBella]

I used 2 use it all da tym bt my english techer tld me sh hd sn a declyn in my wrk capability and my spellin wz gtin really bad. so i stpd n my grade wnt bk up agen :D

[The Ruler]

I used 2 use it all da tym bt my english techer tld me sh hd sn a declyn in my wrk capability and my spellin wz gtin really bad. so i stpd n my grade wnt bk up agen :D

relly...das bad...cuz i use it al de tym im on de net...yet ma spellins fyn alhamdulillah :happy: :happy:

:w:

[AhlaamBella]

Alhamdulilah. nw lts chse a topic

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Yeah my friend once used 'woz' in an essay, and the teacher was so mad she gave her an E.:omg:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yupz u aint alowd slang in den tests ya knw... esp me i fink i rote BOO n Big Design in one of ma tech GCSE papers hahaha dnt do da same mistake as meh :p

ma'salamah

[H4RUN]

:sl:
i did dat nuf tymz lol gud fing i had re chekd ze work, slangalingo lol ent gud, mn makes u 4get hw 2 spell pwoply :p
:w:

[AhlaamBella]

2 ryt. I crt my tecaher rytin 'wat' on a comnt!

[afriend2]

Salaam,

Wotz da topic? Man,slang iz hrd!!! *leaves*

Wassalam :peace:

[AhlaamBella]

id nt knw. Im 2 buzy tryin 2 ryt in slng 2 thnk o nethin! lol

[The Ruler]

lol u dnt v ta fin jus ryt wt cum ta u...dnt fink o de spellin den it wil b slang :happy:

wassalam

[AhlaamBella]

ok ummmmmmmmm lts tlk bwt marraige! ;)sorry bit obsessed wiv it @ da mo. Still lukin

[chacha_jalebi]

lol this thread is still open :p its a miracle :D:D:D

now now now now :D:D:D lol dahir bro? hardcore slangers like me & harun :p naa lol we jus takin advantage of dis thread :p :p

:sl: (It's me again!)
I don't think people will take you seriously if you finish a sentence with "brappp!". I am not aiming this at anyone in particular.

bro are you sure u werent aimin it @ any 1 :p :rollseyes :rollseyes :D :D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

lolz i fink itz aimd at ya :p but den agen da king sed it aint :p

baby pearl lolz gyal not ere ya gna embras uz :p

ma'salamah

[Curaezipirid]

yous is right I darn git it
bets reckonin its cawz im at another lingo
yous all soun like brits in dis fred
so I fought to take de piss a bit
wiv pwopa words writ
no vowels like

[Mujahidah4Allah]

wowdy 4 1ce i actually undastud ridicurezipa :p

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

1 day i bought sum beanz, n whn i fnshd dem, i mde dis sound: BRAAAP

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ya mean burp or braaap? get 2 ya fred n ansa our Q's

ma'salamah

[Muezzin]

no wy m8! wot u tinkin? i wntd sum bngrs n msh rite, bt da butcher is a bt of an eejit, rite, so he dnt gme no bngrs, he tryd 2 SHOOT meh rite, so anywayz, i dashed a rck @ his ead and lgged it. Gt meh?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

wureva @ getin shot n frowin stuff @ em rofl u wish m8 so how lng u fink it'l tke em 2 clse dis fred or shud i say ya fink dis fred wil be closd in no tym?

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol^. It's supposed to be brrrrraaap, like a shooting sound.

It's still dumb though.

:wasalamex

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ders so mny peeps sayin diffrnt fings 2 wha braaaaapp meanz man dis iz pure craazzzeeee

ma'salamah

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

My sister used to use that when she was 18, she is now 23.

[Hijaabi22]

Brrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppppp!!!

[Hijaabi22]

It's still dumb though.

:wasalamex

I SO agree

[AhlaamBella]

*raises eyebrow* o...kaaay. I thnk we shud strt discussin Islam-related topics nw. :)

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

lol dis is a bombbbbb thredddd man.. :p

braaaaaap-ness :D

oki.. soo wahz da topic???

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


That's a good idea ^^ 11 pages later.. let's discuss islam insha'Allaah.

[afriend2]

Salaam,

I hve a Q, can men wer red clothz? Coz sum peeps say no....:? I'm confuzed!

Ne1 wanna ansa?

Wassalam :peace:

P.S. That's the only slang you're getting out of me!

[- Qatada -]

Salaam,

I hve a Q, can men wer red clothz? Coz sum peeps say no....:? I'm confuzed!

Ne1 wanna ansa?

Wassalam :peace:

P.S. That's the only slang you're getting out of me!

:wasalamex


Colours which are encouraged (mustahabb), disliked (makrooh) and forbidden (haraam) in men’s and women’s clothing
http://www.islam-qa.com/index.php?re...&txt=men%20red


Wearing red clothes
http://www.islam-qa.com/index.php?re...&txt=men%20red



:salamext:

[AhlaamBella]

iv neva hrd tht b4. I knw thy cnt wear silk or gld.

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

i ddnt kno dt sis nazia :rollseyes.. il chk da sytz out init :D

[Angel]

Salaam,

I hve a Q, can men wer red clothz? Coz sum peeps say no....:? I'm confuzed!

Ne1 wanna ansa?

Wassalam :peace:

P.S. That's the only slang you're getting out of me!

men werin re woa man da is kl nvr erd of it:giggling:

[Ashley]

men werin re woa man da is kl nvr erd of it:giggling:

yh sis me nefer :)

[AhlaamBella]

salam sis! 3 mre posts n u wil b a full memba! :D :D :D

[Ashley]

salam sis! 3 mre posts n u wil b a full memba! :D :D :D

yh i no hw kl:) buh i fin it kina hrd :)

[AhlaamBella]

Its fyn. once u gt postin u cnt stp! lol

[Ashley]

Its fyn. once u gt postin u cnt stp! lol

i av dn it lok :)

ayyayayayya me 50 naw:giggling:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

koolio peepz so we guna discuss bout islam aight i fought chacha was da imam but den agen he'd a bad one lemme c if anuva person can ansa dis:

wat 2 do wiv da gyals who go oita control in teraweeh prayr n dey start chattin basically between evry 2 rakaats? da bad advisr chacha suggestd i wAk erm wiv a bat but i fink ima get kikd out n cum wAk him 1 so ne suggstnz?

ma'salamah

[afriend2]

:wasalamex


Colours which are encouraged (mustahabb), disliked (makrooh) and forbidden (haraam) in men’s and women’s clothing
http://www.islam-qa.com/index.php?re...&txt=men%20red


Wearing red clothes
http://www.islam-qa.com/index.php?re...&txt=men%20red



:salamext:

Salaam,

Jazakallah bro!

In fear of goin off topic, I beta rite dis in slang.
Wassalam :peace:

[Starseeker]

koolio peepz so we guna discuss bout islam aight i fought chacha was da imam but den agen he'd a bad one lemme c if anuva person can ansa dis:

wat 2 do wiv da gyals who go oita control in teraweeh prayr n dey start chattin basically between evry 2 rakaats? da bad advisr chacha suggestd i wAk erm wiv a bat but i fink ima get kikd out n cum wAk him 1 so ne suggstnz?

ma'salamah

Gt 1 of da adults on em. dey'll shut their traps soon enuff.

(Man I'm rubbish at this writing in slang stuff)

[chacha_jalebi]

koolio peepz so we guna discuss bout islam aight i fought chacha was da imam but den agen he'd a bad one

:cry: :cry: :cry: my gosh :cry: :cry:

lol let me give propa advice, when they talk during the rakaats :p jus tell them that its wrong & if they wana talk their is always outside :D:D:D:D

p.s - im still the imam :p

[AhlaamBella]

da bst thng is jst 2 tlk 2 thm. Mke thm feel guilty bwt it

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

uno wha u shud do, give dem a 1hour lecture yh (after) and at da end tell them 2 shut der mouf or dey gonna get beaten up.. by da imam.. :rollseyes aka chacha :p

[chacha_jalebi]

yeh lol just say to them in front of everyone, what ya doin, dis is a mosque not a gossip club:p, we here to pray taraweeh not talk about whats happenin in skool :p :D:D:D:D

now next problem or question :p

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

oki ummm nex question.. how long u bin a e-imam 4 :D

[chacha_jalebi]

lol im not a imam :p still in stages, jus lead the occasional salah @ uni :p lol so im a imam still in d makin :D:D:D:D

what about you :p are you a imam :D:D:D

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

lol.. ohhhhhhhh oki :D

nah im not a imam.. (unfortunately :p) joke.. :rollseyes

next question - how long it take 2 b an imam?

[chacha_jalebi]

lol i dont know because me not an imam :D yet :p inshallah 1 day :D:D:D

but its fun, jus giving dawah & stuff :D:D:D

lol ask me islamic questions or problems you face :p

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

that woz an islamic qu. :X

oooki erm.. ma skool derz not many muslims (juz abt 3 or 4) wot do i do not 2 get badly influencd by dem??

[chacha_jalebi]

that woz an islamic qu. :X

oooki erm.. ma skool derz not many muslims (juz abt 3 or 4) wot do i do not 2 get badly influencd by dem??

why wouldnt you wana be influenced by them? are they d dodgy crew :p

wel jus keep yaself to yourself then innit, like RasoolAllah (sal Allah hu aleyhi wasallam) tells us in hadiths, to associate with the good & be in company with the good:D:D
ya get moi :p

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

nah dey safe n dat but u get me, gettn influencd aint hard :-\

i cnt xactly b in da company of good if kaafirs surroundn me :(

[chacha_jalebi]

well u can always carry a trusty old baseball bat :D:D:D

in this country we are surrounded by the kuffar, we jus gota keep it real innit & remem this life is nothin, we want the nex life, not this life :D:D:D lol i bet they gona close this thread & say ders alredy a cyber counselin crew thin:cry:

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

LOL.. :p

choose another topic n not counsellin ^o) :p

[chacha_jalebi]

okie dokie verses from the Quran, that like hit you, and make you go woh man :D:D:D:D

my ones are lol theres a few :p

"wali man khafa ma qama rabbihi janataan" - surah Rahman

"ida ja nasrullahi wal fath" - surah Nasr


"Wamakaroo wamakara Allahu wa llahu khayru almakireen" - surah imran

"Fath kuroonee ath kurkum wa shukuroo lee walla takfuroon" - Surah Baqarah

"Wa lazenaa idha fa aloo fahishatan aw thalamoo anfusahum thakaroo Allaha faistaghfaroo lithunoobihim waman yaghfiru ath thunooba illa Allahu walam yusirroo ala ma faa aloo wahum yala moon" - surah imran

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Chacha im gunna shoot down all ya smiley faces LOL. ma face getz a strain seeing it all da time roflcopter!

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

looooooool everytime chacha replies or sumin u c a bunch ov :D:D:D:D:D:D LOL :p

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LOL STOP...er strainnnnnn!!! lmao mai head hurts now...GG!(Good God)

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

:giggling: sorry ;p

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Lol.. i bet u r.... ma head iz still banging. *Chases MusLiM 4 LiFe with a bat* LOL. dun worri it wont hurt...much :P

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

*..getz bat out..* :p haha

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Jedi battle roflcopterzz!!!! wit bats tho. okiee i tink i ruined it...:D:D:D:D:D ahha

[Mujahidah4Allah]

hey peepz tis not ask da imam [dot] com tis ask chacha [dot] com :p

and imam chacha ermm tis not a mosque tis actually a madrasa ya knw and da gyals dnt give a 2 penny toss de frets dnt scare em maybe da bat mite i wud use it but ima gets in2 so much trubl :p so wat i fink i wana do iz sum hw pray in ma rum but da fing iz ima get fined so wat i do den?

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

ahhh good old madrassahs :p

people take madrassahs like its a skool, well is it a skool, but not a skool skool, if you get moi :D:D:D

now now well sister, if they talk to u jus ignore them if it carries on, then durin salah step on their feet & jus make it out like ur jus closin the gaps :D:D:D:D or or or the most poshest way to do it, would be make a formal complain to the imam :p or jus tell them off and say allow it man :p

[afriend]

LOL!! This got placed in the 'misc. languages' forum...ROFL!!!!!

A big Jazakallah to Fi! Jazakallah khair for being so understanding, whoever has used this thread shud rep the bro on a daily basis ;) ;D....

Okay....Now inshallah let's hope this stuff stays in here...and nowhere else in the forum inshallah :)

[Mujahidah4Allah]

rofl lolz what advice rofl stampin on their foot yeh i'll try it haha imam the imams a lil kid she laughs in her own prayers so like yeh madrasas dey like skools itz lke goin bk 2 hi skool n u fink u'l leave da place but sumhw da skool haunts ya dwn lol acha ima try stampin der feet n i'll let ya kwnda resultz :D

p.s. yeh bro Fee he's a gud imam #2 :D lets call him da queen :D

ma'salamah

[afriend]

;D Stampin der feet? eh???? LMHO!!!!!!!!!!

:mmokay: Weird suggestion.....I think u shud pinch 'em :happy:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

luk ait u2 gicin me bad advice ere i cnt use violence esp month of ramadhan ya knw ima get dun 4 it esp da headteacher she gna cum stmp ma feet harder :D we dnt wnt dat nw so i say da best fing 2 do is use da baseball bat :d naah ermm i dunno man dis is hard...da rats dnt listen to me...

ma'salamah

[afriend]

;D ROFL!! Rats......hold on a sec.....rats ;)....

girlies+rats don't mix lol :happy:

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

Okay....Now inshallah let's hope this stuff stays in here...and nowhere else in the forum inshallah :)

errrrrrrrm.. i fink das imposible wid me and pink chick da slang queens around.. :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

slang queens go chnge ya name den no1 stopin ya hahaha

rats ye dats ma nme 4 em dayymmm dey annoyin 12 midnite runin round dey dnt let ya slp chacha hand ova da bat ima wAk em wen dey run in da corridors in middle of da nite... :D

ma'salamah

[afriend]

sheeeessshhhh!! They ain't got no life man....who on earth is gonna marry them? ;D LMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hijaabi22]

wat u ppz chattin?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ho wil marry em dunno mayb u :p but newayz it luks like da imams dun a runa find a nuu imam i vote Fi Sab da queen :D

ma'salamah

[Hijaabi22]

Chacha im gunna shoot down all ya smiley faces LOL. ma face getz a strain seeing it all da time roflcopter!

init man them smilies sukkkkkkkkk big tym get rid !

[Hijaabi22]

errrrrrrrm.. i fink das imposible wid me and pink chick da slang queens around.. :p

lol ;) 2 ryt hun

[The Ruler]

salam...

man dis fred reminds me o b'ham accent n i cant help but laf...man de accents so funny u jus wanna imitate...lol...btw wt u guyz on abt i ent got no idea wt it iz..ima confuzd :uuh:

wassalam

[Hijaabi22]

salam...

man dis fred reminds me o b'ham accent n i cant help but laf...man de accents so funny u jus wanna imitate...lol...btw wt u guyz on abt i ent got no idea wt it iz..ima confuzd :uuh:

wassalam

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa brummie accnt suxxxxxxxx big tymmmmmmmm u literaly need sum sorta transl8in dictionary 2 understand wat the hell they chattin loooolllll ;D

[The Ruler]

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa brummie accnt suxxxxxxxx big tymmmmmmmm u literaly need sum sorta transl8in dictionary 2 understand wat the hell they chattin loooolllll ;D

hmmmm nt relly tho since i livd der 4 2 yrs am fyn wid it...its easy ta undastand 1ce ya get de flow n de tune o dat accnt...ma m8 usd ta laf at meh wen she usd ta cum down to ma house durin holidayz :offended:

:w:

[Hijaabi22]

hmmm yeah spoze u get used to it, think every1ns accent sounds funny 2 odas hu dont live dwn their end, but MOI.. wel tho certain brummies (no names mentioned, *cough*sis786*cough) take the mik :p I refuZe 2 thinK i have an accent i talk NORMALLLLLLLL! lol

[The Ruler]

hmmm yeah spoze u get used to it, think every1ns accent sounds funny 2 odas hu dont live dwn their end, but MOI.. wel tho certain brummies (no names mentioned, *cough*sis786*cough) take the mik :p I refuZe 2 thinK i have an accent i talk NORMALLLLLLLL! lol

errrrmmm...wer dya liv agen???

de bst accnt i mst say is no accnt at al lyk ere..der ent no accnt...its jus plain norml english...or so i fink n so does ma m8 hu livs dwn in lndn...ud laf ur hairs off if ya lisen ta sum oda accnt but i dnt fink ne1 wud say nefin ta ppl round ere :)

:w:

[Hijaabi22]

Eaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Y'aallll How U Duuuuuuuuuuuin

[Mujahidah4Allah]

wuz apenin ere wer da imam go? i fought he was supozd 2 ansa our q's?

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

wots questions :p ask me some proper questions lol :p that will benfit both me & you :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

hmmm like wat i dunno u fink of a Q n lemme c if i can ansa dis tym? aite am redy :p

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

hmmm like wat i dunno u fink of a Q n lemme c if i can ansa dis tym? aite am redy :p

ma'salamah

k :D

who is to blame for our sins :p devil or ourselfs :D:D:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

kz well da devils 2 blame but da devil just invites us 2 sin tis up2 us weva we accept it or not cuz on da DOJ da devil will say dat he just invited uz n it was upto us to accept or not so 2 blame ourselvs not him .. so yeh we also gets da blame undastud? :D :D dayyymmm dese smileys r just 2u okiez anuva Q im da imamah 4 now cuz ur rubbish @ it jokez jokez :p

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

rubbish? lol

ask me we will see lol:D:D:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

kz lemme fink of 1 den...ermmm... want me 2 give da same teraweeh q age rofl lol naaah wait... wen u c ppl dancin 2 nasheeds n ya tell em 2 stop but dey dnt listen den wat dya do? :D

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

dancing to nasheeds? thats a 1st lol, well shut the nasheed off, or dont listen to them :p

and if they carry on, then pull out the trusty baseball bat:D:D:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yeh dey ermm sami yusuf da gyals r so kookoo at ma madrasa serious baseball bat yaw n wen dey gang up on meh den ima luk 4u n use da bat on u :D :D jokez i aint a sisi

nxt: well wat 2 do wen like ur @ a wedin or summat n like ya wanna eat but da stupid camera man keepz cumin n filmin wen ya wanna eat n itz really hrd esp u wear niqaab den wat? :D :D

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

lol tell him to bugger off :D:D:D:D

also why dont u make a flap in ur niqab :p like a cat flap, and wen u wan eat jus put d spoon fru d flap & in ur mouth :D:D:D:D :p dat way no one can see anythin & u can eat aswell :D:D:D:D

see i should be a inventor :D

more :p

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yeh u make da niqaab n den gve it 4 3 2 me :D
i can c dudette viewin bet he really wnts to edit ma posts but he cant HAHAH in ur face dudette [plz dnt edit this if u are able thanx]

nxt: wat to do wen ders sum ppl dat like how we asians respect da Quraan n dnt like putin on da floor n sum ppl dnt give 2 penny toss n leave it on da floor wat we do wiv em? even though ders no proof frm Quran n sunnah dat ur supposd 2 keep it above feet level? :D

ma'salamah

[chacha_jalebi]

wen i went 2 madinah, i saw this, like in 1 hand the quran & wit d bottom of der fingers dey hold their shoes in the same hand!

i sed to one of them bro, respect the Quran & he was lik " o o sory" lol i think he was a freshy :D:D:D:D nevertheless jus talk to them :p and tel them to have respect :D:D:D:D,

also we should remem the leaves & peices of wood & stuff the sahaba had written the Quran on, wer kept really safe by them :D:D:D:D

[Mujahidah4Allah]

aah yeh tru tru i had a big fat kik off ya knw wiv dese gyals who wudnt listen ermm den i gots accused of comitin shirk n den i was whoooaaaa now dis meanz war but neways it was heat n yeh we kool now but dey stil rezpect a bit but not so much strange neways...

am runin outa Q's u fink of sum ima try n ansa now but not only dat am off so yeh post ya Q...

ma'salamah

[Mujahidah4Allah]

aah yeh i gots 1 yeh wat 2 do wen ya frend just cuz u poked her as joke so dat she wnt knw itz ya n den she calls ya a terrorist n den her sista jumps in n like tis a crouded place u cnt shout at em wat to do? [btw no i aint wat i was accused of] :D

ma'salamah

[Dahir]

My first "Slang" sentence:

Yo, uh, man, yesterday, da peepz were like saying man, "chacha," and I wuz like "what duz dat miin?" And da peepz said, dat be Urdu for Uncle...and I be feeling stupeed cuz I wuz yurz beehund da tyme.

Word Up.

Dahir, the resident Slang-Hater

:uhwhat

[chacha_jalebi]

My first "Slang" sentence:

Yo, uh, man, yesterday, da peepz were like saying man, "chacha," and I wuz like "what duz dat miin?" And da peepz said, dat be Urdu for Uncle...and I be feeling stupeed cuz I wuz yurz beehund da tyme.

Word Up.

Dahir, the resident Slang-Hater

:uhwhat

bro i really recommend this site

www.advicefortheneedy.com :p

lol bro we jus takin advntage of this thread :p im sure many of us dont use slang in the others threads :p loads of us have cut down :D:D:D:D and are now law and rule abiding citizens:D:D:D

[Dahir]

bro i really recommend this site

www.advicefortheneedy.com :p

lol bro we jus takin advntage of this thread :p im sure many of us dont use slang in the others threads :p loads of us have cut down :D:D:D:D and are now law and rule abiding citizens:D:D:D

What's with all the smilies, is that also in Urdu? :uuh:

And "Braap Braap," what is THAT?? :uhwhat

[The Ruler]

lol bro we jus takin advntage of this thread :p im sure many of us dont use slang in the others threads :p loads of us have cut down :D:D:D:D and are now law and rule abiding citizens:D:D:D

lol....not me tho...a mean i jus ent bothrd....once i start id b gettin blistrs :offended:

:w:

[Angel]

lol....not me tho...a mean i jus ent bothrd....once i start id b gettin blistrs :offended:

:w:

ya sme ppl tel me da im nt makin snce buh me cnt be bofet im 2 lzy:giggling

[The Ruler]

ya sme ppl tel me da im nt makin snce buh me cnt be bofet im 2 lzy:giggling

i ent lzy am jus ent bothrd...n its ma fingas cant get em ta typ propa...:lol:

:w:

[Angel]

i ent lzy am jus ent bothrd...n its ma fingas cant get em ta typ propa...:lol:

:w:

hehe:giggling: ave pple evr tld u i aint mkin snce

[The Ruler]

hehe:giggling: ave pple evr tld u i aint mkin snce

ppl tol ME dat YOU ent makin sense or is it dat ppl hasnt ppl eva tol me dat i dnt make sence :?

u make purrrrfect sence :thumbs_up :)....n i fink i do too ;)

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.
humm me tot diz was 4 sum islamic talk so lets make a move instead of yabbing hehe
w.salam

[The Ruler]

:sl:

i wanna but dunno wt ta tlk abt sis...giv a topic n il b babblin abt it...mayb dunno..depends on ma sleepin brain :uhwhat:

:w:

[Kittygyal]

salam.

lts tlk abwt prohets or aahkirah??

w.salam

[- Qatada -]

:wasalamex


Gud idea sis.. did u knw dat der waz 124000 prophets, and 315 messengers..


Imam Ahmad bin Hanbal in his Musnad has mentioned a Hadith (no. 21257) that Allah sent 124, 000 Prophets (Anbiya’) and from among them 315 were the Messengers (rusul).


more info. insha'Allaah:
http://www.pakistanlink.com/Religion/2005/09232005.htm


Allaah Almighty knows best.


Peace.

[Hijaabi22]

wen u c ppl dancin 2 nasheeds n ya tell em 2 stop but dey dnt listen den wat dya do? :D

ma'salamah

wat u chattin gal!! how d hell can u DANCE 2 nasheeds?!!!!! :?

[Mujahidah4Allah]

yupz ppl actually dance to em in ma madrasa tis bad... esp wen dey frow eid parties or wureva...

ma'salamah

[Hijaabi22]

watttttttttttttt!!!! thats totalli RIDICULOUS!!!

No1-they at a MADRASSAH like hellllllllloooooooooooo

No2- How the hell can U dance to a nasheed I jus dont gerrit I mean wt kinda moves wud u do :? Astagfirullahhhhhhhh!!!

No3- Dont these ppl realise these nasheeds are RELIGIOUS as in mention the name of the prophet pbuh and more imporatantly mention ALLAH swts name??? Dont they realise wat a big sin it is 2 DANCE to em

No4- Kik their butt n hard !

[Kittygyal]

:wasalamex


Gud idea sis.. did u knw dat der waz 124000 prophets, and 315 messengers..


Imam Ahmad bin Hanbal in his Musnad has mentioned a Hadith (no. 21257) that Allah sent 124, 000 Prophets (Anbiya’) and from among them 315 were the Messengers (rusul).


more info. insha'Allaah:
http://www.pakistanlink.com/Religion/2005/09232005.htm


Allaah Almighty knows best.


Peace.

salam.
whoo i never knoew dat SUBHANALLAH!!!, so WTS MESENGRS NME I TOT DER'S OLY 1 :uhwhat
w.salam

[- Qatada -]

:wasalamex


Der wer loadz of Messengers (315) lyk i said b4.. I don't think all of em r mentioned in da Qur'an and Sunnah, but i fink the scholars say dat the difference between a Messenger n a Prophet iz that the Messenger brings a new law to the peeple, but the prophets mite jus carry on wit da law of anotha prophet, but they come 2 strengthen da faith again.

4 example we know dat Musa (Moses) peace be upon him, waz a messenger, buh hiz brother Harun (Aaron) was a prophet. (peace be upon him.)


A messenger can be a prophet, but a prophet izn't necessarily a messenger.



Allaah Almighty knows best.


Peace.

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

i tld em to stop pinky but ya knw da peepz dey dnt listn arrogance wat can ya do...

lol at Fi_sab 4got to rite in slang edit it :D

ma3asalamah

[afriend2]

Salaam,

^^^ Bro Fi_Sabilillah u r nt rytin in slang.:X th@ is totally off-topic!

newayz, wot do u do wen uve jus had a fite wiv sum1, n u reali gotta apologise.....but u wanna do it in the best way?

Wassalam :peace:

[Mujahidah4Allah]

:sl:

ask da imams chacha or Fi Sab btw nazia whos Di Sab? lol

ma3aslamah

[afriend]

yeh man itz di sab in da house....

bhai saaab brap init man...me iz cotchin wiv ma m8z....

Okay I'd best stop now...;D I can't stand it lol :p

Go ahead everyone in this thread...attack me....atleast I'll still be posher than all of u...good day fellow people in the 'hood' ;D

ROFL LMHO!! I hate posh peeps 2

[*noor]

does saying "my bad" count as slang on this site??

[Mujahidah4Allah]

ger outa dis fred m8 u aint got da slang u aint allowd in jokez jokez wers da imams? my bad aint really slang but i use it lol

ma'salamah

[Kittygyal]

:wasalamex


Der wer loadz of Messengers (315) lyk i said b4.. I don't think all of em r mentioned in da Qur'an and Sunnah, but i fink the scholars say dat the difference between a Messenger n a Prophet iz that the Messenger brings a new law to the peeple, but the prophets mite jus carry on wit da law of anotha prophet, but they come 2 strengthen da faith again.

4 example we know dat Musa (Moses) peace be upon him, waz a messenger, buh hiz brother Harun (Aaron) was a prophet. (peace be upon him.)


A messenger can be a prophet, but a prophet izn't necessarily a messenger.



Allaah Almighty knows best.


Peace.

salam.

jazakallah, oh so ew was da last messenger? it was muhammad ryt? so after em was it any1 else?
w.salam

P.S DIZ WRITING IS HARD FOR ME ARGHH:rant: