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SUMMAYAH
02-20-2007, 08:21 PM
check out these quotes with the most romantic first
line but least romantic second line............


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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was p***ed.

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My feelings for you
no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

***

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head
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strider
02-20-2007, 08:22 PM
Haha.

Charming.:D
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Count DeSheep
02-20-2007, 08:31 PM
XD

That thar's a good 'un...
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youngsister
02-20-2007, 09:57 PM
:sl: LOOOOL hehe deep :w:
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ZAYD
02-20-2007, 10:58 PM
hilarious, loved it
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Abdul Fattah
02-20-2007, 11:13 PM
Rofl
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Noor
02-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Originally Posted by SUMMAYAH
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
That one is killer funny.


****wondering what the moderators are gonna say about this thread******
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SUMMAYAH
02-20-2007, 11:18 PM
Originally Posted by Noor


****wondering what the moderators are gonna say about this thread******
Hopefully they won't go on a power trip, but will see the funny side of it instead.......
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Al_Imaan
02-20-2007, 11:20 PM
lol...nice poem....im sure i left a comment b4...its gone...
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aLiTTLeTiMe
02-20-2007, 11:20 PM
it is love of upset :)
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NoName55
02-21-2007, 01:10 AM
:sl:

Call me a spoil sport,
A killjoy, I can't help but
make this following post:

Allah Most High says,

“Woe to whoever demeans others
behind their back or to their face”

(Qur’an 104:1).

:w:
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'Abd al-Baari
02-21-2007, 08:07 AM
lol
Jazakallah for sharing
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north_malaysian
02-21-2007, 08:16 AM
Saying this to your wife will make you having extra-salt added coffee/tea for a month.....:okay:
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khushnood
02-21-2007, 08:25 AM
:p the couplets are sooooooo funny.jazakallah
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02-21-2007, 09:09 AM
:sl:

LOL! Haha those r gud ones :D

:w:
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whatsername
02-21-2007, 09:14 AM
good one,lol.
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dask
02-21-2007, 04:17 PM
it is nice but realy insulting for a woman
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Muslim Knight
02-21-2007, 04:20 PM
Originally Posted by dask
it is nice but realy insulting for a woman
Oh no... not another battle of the sexes.

I gave up public debates in order to escape from one of those.
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Re.TiReD
02-21-2007, 04:21 PM
HEHEHE! :D nice rhymes :) where did you get it? *dont forget to bash the person over the head!* lol
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Kittygyal
02-21-2007, 04:23 PM
salamualikum.
kewl.
Ma'assalama
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Lina
02-21-2007, 04:24 PM
:sl:

Ahh..that's so romantic.


It's should be a song.





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dask
02-21-2007, 04:25 PM
don't worry! I didn't write it in order to debate,only told my feelings about it. and I would say same thıng if it were about men :)
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InToTheRain
02-21-2007, 04:31 PM
the man isn't doing justice to his wife, he should give her some credit for giving him the inspiration to write such a ...erm... CrOOL poem ;D
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Sabbir_1
02-21-2007, 05:10 PM
lol thats funny, they got issues..
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